Excuse me. That's what I thought. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Don't worry, I'm used to it.
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2.4s
You are one slick bastard.
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2.1s
Or should we call you Fat Cobra?
The In-Laws
13.8s
- And the therapy. - Really? And several powerful prescription drugs. I'm kidding about the drugs. Or am I? At any rate, let's give ourselves permission to be honest with each other... ...so we can have some closure this weekend.
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2.9s
He's gonna love it.
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2.6s
- So, what are you doing? - Just confirming.
The In-Laws
4s
Okay. I just think you're feeling a little nervous about the wedding.
The In-Laws
3.6s
Now, you're gonna feel a slight jerk.
The In-Laws
9.3s
So, Jer, we gotta talk. I know we've had our differences, but our son and daughter are gonna be married. And whether we like it or not, we're stuck with each other.
The In-Laws
11.5s
- ...do you have kids? - I have a Jack Russell Terrier. Well, then you'll understand. You gotta give me two hours. - You're kidding me! - This is my son's wedding.
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19.2s
Get control! Get control, you schmuck! - You're not exactly helping things, Jer. - Helping how? - Unwrap your legs. - What? Unwrap your legs! - All right! - Thank you. I guess I forgot to take parachute etiquette when I went to medical school! - This isn't fun. - You gotta stop and smell those roses.
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24.8s
...I know you're a little stressed out. Well, so am I. You know, it's a big day and, you know, you're confused. I was confused on the day I got married. Obviously. I've never seen Marc happier, and I know it's because of you. And I get down on my knees, and I thank that big man up there... ...for you coming into his life. And to tell you that the second I saw you, I knew... ...you're the best girl in the world.
The In-Laws
2.2s
Listen, he gave me a roofie!
The In-Laws
6s
Well, enough of the hearts and flowers, huh? We're here to have a good time, right?
The In-Laws
4s
Honey, this is the song we sang on our first date! I know.
The In-Laws
2.4s
On the ground now!
The In-Laws
11s
- Give me a hug. - What, are you crazy? - Fine, I'll hug you. - No! What are you--? Wait! Wait! What are you doing? What are you doing?! Holy Mother of God!
