♪ Violent night ♪ ♪ Gory night ♪ ♪ All is calm ♪ ♪ If all doesn't want to get shot in the fucking head. ♪
Violent Night
8.4s
We planned it. It's all right. It'll be solved in a couple minutes. Better be solved. So much like a scene from my movie Dark Ransom. Oh, my God.
Violent Night
22.4s
I know exactly who I'm fucking with. Oh, wait, wait. Did you actually think that I spent months planning a complex break-in to the most secure private residence in the country and I didn't know who lived here? Well, you're wrong. 'Cause your staff are dead. Your security are dead. Now, sit down and shut the fuck up!
Violent Night
19.9s
Is-is that, uh... is that the naughty guy I met in the basement? Your-your friend is dead. Uh, he got a star in his face, then his head caught on fire. It's a long story. Oh. Is this... is this our Santy? Is this our... our Santy Claus? Yeah, it is.
Violent Night
5s
Oh, shit! Frosty, what's your status?
Violent Night
1.8s
Enough talk. Let's go.
Violent Night
2.5s
Oh, come on. Not now. Not now.
Violent Night
1.8s
It's gonna be okay.
Violent Night
2.2s
Frosty, sound off.
Violent Night
3s
Uh, Frosty?
Violent Night
1.9s
Copy. What's the status on the Kill Squad?
Violent Night
10.9s
Daddy said you were very busy tonight. I'm... I'm on a break. Who-who am I speaking to?
Violent Night
17.6s
Kill Squad won't be here for two hours. So we're doing good. The outer seal's already been breached. Is there a 911 thing on here? My... Am I doing that correct? Hello? Hello, can anybody hear me? Can you hear me, Santa?
Violent Night
2s
Trudy Lightstone.
Violent Night
4.9s
All right, it's official. We got a gopher on the loose, and he's dangerous. Watch your backs.
Violent Night
41s
Are you fucking with me? All right, who the hell are you really, huh? Some security guard who's watched too many action flicks? Some loser ex-cop stuck in a mall playing dress-up with fat kids pissing on your lap? Stop me when I get it right. It's a little more complicated than that. Not to me, it's not. 'Cause I want to make it my personal mission, my holiday to-do list, to find you and to end you and to wipe my ass with you and this whole fucking holiday. That's what I want for Christmas, Santa. That is a terrible thing to want for Christmas. But maybe you and I should discuss that in person. Santa Claus is coming to town.
Violent Night
1m0s
- ♪ Mamacita ♪ - ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ ¿Dónde está Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Oh, where is Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ I hope he won't forget ♪ ♪ To crack his castanets ♪ ♪ And to his reindeer say ♪ ♪ "Oh, Pancho, oh, Vixen, oh, Pedro, oh, Blitzen ♪ ♪ Olé, olé, olé" ♪ - ♪ Mamacita ♪ - ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ ¿Dónde está Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ Oh, where is Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ - ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ - ♪ Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ Mamacita ♪ - ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ - ♪ Mamacita. ♪
Violent Night
29.5s
All right, who did you hire to play Santa at your Christmas party, huh? I said, who's playing Santa at your fucked-up Christmas party? I didn't hire a Santa. I never have a Santa. It's tacky. So, who is he? ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride... ♪ Huh? Who is he? Somebody better start talking, or I'm gonna bash her brains in with this... Damn, Gertrude. You really got a thing for nutcrackers, huh?