Oh, you're fizzity-fucked now. Huh? What are you gonna do? You little elf bitch. Fu... Bertie. Hashtag "blessed." Yeah! Parkour. Kill him, babe! Oh!
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Oh, uh... For your grandson. Save me a trip. It's, uh, that new video game. It's Astro Blaster, Blaster Astro. I-I don't know. Merry Christmas. How'd he know my grandson's name? How'd he know I have a grandson? - Oi! That door leads to the roof. Piss head. Go easy on him. It's Christmas.
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My God.
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Another one? Well, I'm still vertical, so I'd like to change that. ♪ Oh, ho, the mistletoe ♪ ♪ Hung where you can see ♪ ♪ Somebody waits for you... ♪ Ho, ho.
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♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪ ♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪ ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ ♪ I don't know if there'll be snow ♪ ♪ But have a cup of cheer ♪ ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ ♪ And when you walk down the street... ♪
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Mm-hmm. This is my, uh, fourth year as a Santa. Ah. How about you? Lost count. I forget why I started doing it in the first place. Same reason anybody does anything. The money. Money. Money. This whole planet runs on greed.
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I'm in a big room with all my relatives. There's two bad men with guns watching us.
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Yeah, Trudy. You're on my nice list. You've been a very good girl this year.
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- Action. - Design.
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If they didn't have guns, I could take out three, maybe four of them. Try all of them. Ew, Mom. Yuck. If you'd really done your research, you'd know that my brother Rory was kidnapped in the '70s.
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Oh, no. Six left. Are you gonna help us, Santa?
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Wait.
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Bitter. Pint.
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Put his drinks on my tab. - Okay? - Yeah. Oh, very merry of you. Okay. I better get going. Presents aren't gonna deliver themselves.
