- Yeah, coincidence. - Oh, my God. I was planning to take the money and leave with my wife and daughter tonight and never come back here. Oh, and then my mom would, uh, read the note with her whiskey in the morning and know what I had done. For years, I have been telling you to stop caring about your mother's fucking money! And you think the solution was to steal a bunch of it.
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♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪ ♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪ ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ ♪ I don't know if there'll be snow ♪ ♪ But have a cup of cheer ♪ ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ ♪ And when you walk down the street... ♪
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- Action. - Design.
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Oh, no. Six left. Are you gonna help us, Santa?
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Yeah, Trudy. You're on my nice list. You've been a very good girl this year.
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I'm in a big room with all my relatives. There's two bad men with guns watching us.
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You know what? Um, I think Mr. Bunny wants to go to sleep. So, let's tuck him in. Okay?
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It's the look on the kiddies' faces, innit? That's what does it for me. Ah, the look. Yeah, that look. Lasts about two seconds. As soon as they're finished unwrapping, they want the next present, they want the next cool thing. That's how this world works. And kids... What kids have become. They're just like little junkies. They're little shits. They just demand. They don't believe. They just want, crave, consume. Maybe this is my last year. The last Christmas.
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Mm-hmm. This is my, uh, fourth year as a Santa. Ah. How about you? Lost count. I forget why I started doing it in the first place. Same reason anybody does anything. The money. Money. Money. This whole planet runs on greed.
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Bitter. Pint.
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Another one? Well, I'm still vertical, so I'd like to change that. ♪ Oh, ho, the mistletoe ♪ ♪ Hung where you can see ♪ ♪ Somebody waits for you... ♪ Ho, ho.
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I know. I know all about your extraction team that you affectionately call "the Kill Squad" behind closed doors. I also know that they're on their way and how long it's gonna take 'em to get here. I even know their credit ratings and their dick sizes. If you get me. Then you should also know you're already dead. We don't do ransoms. Again, I know. I know. See, I know a lot, Gertrude. I really do. Like the fact that you have 300 million in U.S. dollars sitting in your personal vault downstairs. - The fuck? - That's right. 300 million that the U.S. government gave Lightstone to quietly distribute in the Middle East to all the worst people, to grease the wheels and keep that sweet oil flowing. 300 million that... oops... Disappeared in the fog of war. Except it didn't really disappear, did it, Gerty? 'Cause you stole it. Did you know about this? Man, this family. This moneygrubbing family. Clinging desperately to your wealth, when your poor employees don't even have enough coal to keep Tiny Tim warm. What is it with you and all this Christmas shit? Talk all you want. You'll never get in the vault. Oh, oh, oh, because when you-you hit the panic button, it reset the combination? I keep telling you, I know.
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Oh, uh... For your grandson. Save me a trip. It's, uh, that new video game. It's Astro Blaster, Blaster Astro. I-I don't know. Merry Christmas. How'd he know my grandson's name? How'd he know I have a grandson? - Oi! That door leads to the roof. Piss head. Go easy on him. It's Christmas.
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If they didn't have guns, I could take out three, maybe four of them. Try all of them. Ew, Mom. Yuck. If you'd really done your research, you'd know that my brother Rory was kidnapped in the '70s.
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Put his drinks on my tab. - Okay? - Yeah. Oh, very merry of you. Okay. I better get going. Presents aren't gonna deliver themselves.
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Hey! You can't be up here. If you break your neck, I'm the one...