Hi. Since we can't find the bride and the groom, we're just gonna open up the bar. So everybody have a cocktail!
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2.8s
...will you leave everybody here unharmed?
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10.9s
I dated a few skanky girls before I met you. I don't really like being a lawyer. Played with LEGOs until I was 17... ...and I go to a colorist because I'm prematurely gray. It's a rinse.
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Really? I don't want to hide anything from you anymore, because I don't care! All I care about is you! - Marc! - What?
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My father is in the CIA. He works deep undercover. I've spent my life hiding that, but that's the truth.
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3.1s
How's the plantar fasciitis now?!
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4.1s
And I want you to be... ...my wife!
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2.9s
...what the hell is happening?
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2.4s
Jean-Pierre, I love you.
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3.1s
I'm excited to go on a submarine.
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7.9s
That, my friend, is Olga. In Lake Michigan? So much for homeland security.
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What is that?
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- What happened? - We broke up.
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What was that? The one time my dad showed up at Cub Scouts... ...I earned a merit badge in covert evasion techniques.
