I'm already happy. I've got the coolest friend in the world.
Wreck-It Ralph
34.1s
You must love you. Yeah! Inside here! Yes. Okay. All right, I get you. Watch out. It's dripping. Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now. And tonight you finally show up. - Why is that? - I don't know. I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that... Well, today is the 30th anniversary of my game. Well, happy anniversary, Ralph. Thanks, Satan. It's Sateen, actually. Got it. But here's the thing.
Wreck-It Ralph
8.6s
Okay, gang, see you next week. Listen, I can't do snacks next week. Hang in there, Ralph. Hey, zombie, don't forget your hatchets. There you go.
Wreck-It Ralph
9.2s
And besides, I've got a job to do, too. It may not be as fancy as being president, but it's my duty. And it's a big duty!
Wreck-It Ralph
3.3s
You did it, Ralph! Way to go, brother!
Wreck-It Ralph
2s
Adorabeezle Winterpop!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.5s
King Candy!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.7s
The glitch!
Wreck-It Ralph
12.1s
And thank you to today's avatars. It was a wonderful day of racing. It was. But now the arcade is closed, so it's time to wipe the slate clean. And race to decide our new roster.
Wreck-It Ralph
11.8s
Right. I'm sorry. You lost me there. - Zombie! Bad guy! - Hi, zombie. Hi, zombie. Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good! Bad!
Wreck-It Ralph
8.9s
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Wreck-It Ralph
2s
Taffyta Muttonfudge! Stay sweet!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.5s
Swizzle Malarkey.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.3s
Let me go first!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.2s
Candlehead.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.7s
No!
Wreck-It Ralph
13.2s
Yes. Okay, calm down. Listen! This event is pay-to-play. We all know this. The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you've ever won, which I have.
