Whoa! All right, now. Let's hustle up. We've got some driving to do. I'm going to learn to drive! I'm going to learn to drive! Wait. Do you know how to drive? Yeah! I mean, I haven't done it, but... Look, I flew a spaceship today, okay? You crashed it. Just get in. How hard can it be? Okay... Start it up.
Wreck-It Ralph
20.2s
Well, yeah. I mean, everyone here says I'm just a mistake, and that I wasn't even supposed to exist. What do you expect? Listen, kid... I know it's none of my business, but why do you even stick around this game? You really don't know anything, do you? Glitches can't leave their games.
Wreck-It Ralph
17.1s
I got that medal in the bag! Hey, Ralphie, watch this! ♪ Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean ♪ ♪ Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine ♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪ 'Cause it's 0 to 60 in 3.5 ♪ ♪ Baby, you got the keys ♪
Wreck-It Ralph
13.9s
There we go. So there are some buttons on the floor. - Pedals. - Pedals. Right. Now, that's the go pedal. That I believe is the stopper.
Wreck-It Ralph
7.2s
♪ Now shut up and drive ♪ So how did I do? Um... Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain.
Wreck-It Ralph
7s
And this... Wait. What is this? That doesn't do anything. Ooh, what does this joystick do?
Wreck-It Ralph
1.8s
What was that?
Wreck-It Ralph
28s
That's it! I'm never getting my medal back. What is the big whoop about that crummy medal anyway? The big whoop? Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the bad guy and I live in the garbage. - Cool. - No. Not cool. Unhygienic and lonely and boring. And that crummy medal was going to change all that. I go home with that baby around my neck and I'll get a penthouse. Pies. Ice sculptures. Fireworks!
Wreck-It Ralph
1s
No!
Wreck-It Ralph
2.6s
Bring it home, kid! The finish line is wide open!
Wreck-It Ralph
5.1s
There is no finish line! Move it or lose it, people. Everybody, out. Now!
Wreck-It Ralph
4.9s
Oh my land. All right. Come on. We gotta get out of here. But I didn't cross the finish line!
Wreck-It Ralph
16.3s
So let me get this straight. You don't know how to drive. Well, no, not technically. - I just thought that... - What did you think? "I'll just magically win the race" "just because I really want to!" Look, wise guy. I know I'm a racer. I can feel it in my code.
Wreck-It Ralph
10.2s
It's grown-up stuff. You wouldn't understand. No, I get it! That's exactly what racing would do for me! - Well, guess what? - What? News flash! Neither one of us is getting what we want!
Wreck-It Ralph
5.1s
Find that glitch! Destroy that kart! She can't be allowed to race!
