Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Excuse me. We love you, Barbara! - Yes. - Hi. Bruce Wayne. Billionaire, bon vivant, gallivanter, playboy, Gotham's most eligible bachelor, like, 90 years in a row. - That's me right there. - I know who you are, Mr. Wayne. You bet you do. Quick quest, what is your problem with Batman, and also, what the heck, dude? I'm glad you asked, Mr. Wayne. I'm not a Batman hater. But we don't need an unsupervised adult man karate-chopping poor people in a Halloween costume.
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Butler One, this is Bat One. Do you copy? - Go ahead, Bat One. - I need my armored face disguise, now! Only if you say the magic word. - Now! - No. - You're fired. - No. Sir, we'll talk about this back at the Batcave.
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I hate everything you just said. Because my dream is for the police force to team up with Batman. Waiter. Wouldn't that be better? And I know that, together, the world's greatest detective...
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He hasn't captured Bane. - Huh! - Or Catwoman. Or Two-Face, or any of Gotham's other villains! He's not good at his job. Including the Joker! She's making a lot of sense.
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We need to take what's good about Batman... ...and marry it to actual laws and proper ethics and accountability.
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Collateral damage assessment suggests the Scuttler, sir. Good plan.
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...and Gotham's finest could clean up these crime-ridden streets.
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Forever. Everybody, get down!
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Joker, do you read me? 10-4, girl buddy. We're ready for you, sugar plum. Well, then, let's raise the roof!
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O'Hara, have you tried the Bat-Phone? Yes, but all I'm getting is this hold music.
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Whoops-a-daisy.
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Me! The Joker!
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Captain Dale, is everything okay? I am afraid Captain Dale had to bail. I'm your new co-pilot. And I always come to work with a smile! - You should be terrified. - Why? Because I will be taking over the city. Mmm... - What? - Batman will stop you. He always stops you. No, he doesn't. What about that time with the two boats? This is better than the two boats. - Mmm... - Well, tonight is gonna be different! Tonight is my greatest plan yet. And trust me, Batman's never gonna see it coming. Like that time with the parade and the Prince music? Hey, quiet! - Good night, Steve. - Take it easy, Jeff.
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- Freeze! - No! You freeze! Mr. Freeze! Penguin, Crazy Quilt, Eraser. Polka-Dot Man, Mime, Tarantula. King Tut, Orca, Killer Moth, March Harriet, Zodiac Master, Gentleman Ghost. Clock King, Calendar Man, Kite-Man, Catman, Zebra-Man, and the Condiment King. Okay, are you making some of those up? Nope, they're all real. Probably worth a Google.
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Commissioner, are you there? The Bat-Signal, she's been egged! It's Egghead, sir. I'm well aware of his work. Dear gosh. You've destroyed the Bat-Signal. You have thought of everything. Yeah, I know! And when I take over Gotham City... Opening reactor core doors. ...Batman will grovel at the feet of his greatest enemy!
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Nothing bad ever happens to me What the... Your city is under attack by Gotham's greatest criminal minds. Including The Riddler. Scarecrow. Pizza delivery. - Bane. - Hello. Two-Face! We need that door open, baby! Catwoman. Meow, meow. You're in! Meow, meow. I'm jumping out of the way!
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- Hey, watch it! - Commissioner Gordon! What is it, O'Hara? We just got a report! All the Z-grade villains have broken into the energy plant! What are we gonna do, sir? The only thing we ever do. Flip the switch to the Bat-Signal! Flip!