Man, am I sorry I asked. Anyway, have fun in jail and... Batman, what are you doing?
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Uh, what did you just say? I said, "I surrender." Joker, what are you doing?
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Scuttler online. Chief O'Hara, we're coming in hot! I'm almost there.
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So what do you know about having a surrogate son?
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I've always wanted one of those.
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Now, I'm gonna go fight crime while you put that kid on the next jet to the orphanage. Got it?
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Warrior two. Pigeon pose. Tree pose.
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- Whoa. - Batman, take out Joker's bomb. I'll get that Projector! 10-4, Co-Go.
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Da-Na, da-Na, da-Na, da-Na Batman! You think my muscles are big? Thank you.
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Freeze, Clayface, take this guy out!
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Okay, Alfred, bring the pain.
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Computer, how do I put the Joker in the Phantom Zone? Quickest route, no freeways.
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Well, I don't wanna scare any small children who may be listening, but it's a little-known fact that Gotham City is built on a bunch of flimsy plates stuck together. There's literally nothing beneath us, except an infinite abyss that smells like dirty underwear. If Joker's bomb were to go off, these plates would break apart, plunging every Gotham citizen into the eternal abyss forever. And you wouldn't want that, now would you? Now get me the mayor! Joker out! Madam Mayor, I cannot ask you to do this! - Jim, did you find Batman? - No, ma'am. Then we have no choice. The Joker has the upper hand. We have to surrender Gotham City. Oh, no. I'm sorry!
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'Puter, where's the bomb? The bomb is located at the base of the energy core.
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Fine.
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Should I get experimental surgery to make my eyes larger and more vulnerable-looking?
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Coming through!
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Tree pose. Hey, Batman! Barbara! What are you doing? Nothing. I have a very full life. No, I mean, what are you doing here? Surveillance. On the Joker. Batman, we both know the Joker's up to something. Well, then we can't just let him run around loose in a prison. He's not loose. He has to go someplace outside the law. - Outside the law? - Yeah. Somewhere like, uh... Hi, there. I'm here from Phantom's Own Laundry. Here to take that bad stuff off your hands. Wait, that's it! The Phantom Zone. The Phantom Zone? No way! That is super illegal and way outside our jurisdiction. So, why don't you and I work together inside the law, to figure out what he's up to? Batman works alone. That's my motto. Copyright Batman.