-Your 24 hours are over. -We beat up some gangsters. -No. -Okay, that was mostly you. You gotta teach me some of that kung fu.
Wish Dragon
1.4s
It was the only way.
Wish Dragon
10.7s
You're quite a simple fellow. Not to worry. Here's one the peasant-folk love. [yelping] I can allow you to speak with a loved one on the other side of China!
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[groans] I hate this place.
Wish Dragon
4s
Uh, what is this? Traffic. Traffic.
Wish Dragon
15.7s
Hey, do you remember that promise we made? -The pinky-- -Of course! How'd it go? Um… Friends forever, day by… [both] Year by year, upon this we will always… swear.
Wish Dragon
1.4s
[panting]
Wish Dragon
23.9s
You died. The heavens made you a Wish Dragon? Yes, as a reward. -You don't seem happy. -I'm very happy. So, if you would just use your last wish, and wish for the same thing as every other master, then I can be done and leave this wretched world. And finally return back to heaven, where everyone is waiting to welcome the great emperor home with a parade.
Wish Dragon
3.9s
Back? To serve another ten masters?
Wish Dragon
10.7s
You guessed it. But, you've been waiting 1,000 years just to get through those gates. I know, there was a parade and everything, but… you had one more wish.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Where's that kid?
Wish Dragon
1s
Thank you.
Wish Dragon
4.2s
I am a god. [laughing]
Wish Dragon
9.2s
Din, why is there a pile of broken teacups in the-- Know what? I don't want to know.
Wish Dragon
1s
Teacups.
Wish Dragon
5.6s
Good job. Din! Hello? Where are the teacups? -We open in ten minutes. -I'm on it.
Wish Dragon
19.3s
[groaning] I can't make people fall in love. Why would I make someone your friend? What? No, she's already my friend. I just need to get into the party. A wish! Why didn't you just say so? Yeah, I wish to be a princeling. All right, here we go. Stand back and it shall be so! [whoosh, poof]
Wish Dragon
18s
Besides, there are no shrimp chips there, and I still haven't ridden in one of those metal birds, and no air conditioning. No air conditioning in heaven! There's actually plenty of-- Thank you, Long.
