Excellent work, peasant boy. One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch. What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu? You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master. I didn't wish for… Hey, that's not fair. You said "wish." Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers? -[grunts] -Cool. Yes, it's all very cool.
Wish Dragon
21.3s
So, your old apartment has to be right around the corner. Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea. -Hey Weijing, you have any green onions? -Hi, Mrs. Song. I'm sorry. Do I know you? Hey, Mom. So, uh, surprise! We have an unexpected visitor.
Wish Dragon
4s
Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be?
Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant. It's not a little man. It's television.
Wish Dragon
4.3s
Done and done. Now, onto that final wish. [neighs]
Wish Dragon
9.4s
Okay, we're here. -You gonna make a wish now? -I will. Just wait until we get there. -Get where? -[horn honks] Great Wall of China!
Wish Dragon
15.7s
Dan! You know what? -You're just not who I thought you were. -Wait, Li Na. I don't understand. That worked on all 17 of my wives. -I can explain. -What now? I, uh… We should… We should go for that walk.
Wish Dragon
15.5s
Sir, caviar crème anglaise amuse-bouche? You don't have any, uh, shrimp chips, do you? Uh, no. [mockingly] No. [hiccups] Oh, no. What's a man like you doing all by himself?
Wish Dragon
6.7s
Actually, Li Na, there's something I need to tell you. I know what you're gonna say. -You do? -Yes.
Wish Dragon
5.8s
You mean to tell me this happens every single day?
