Listen carefully. Every Wish Dragon must serve 10 masters before they're free to enter the spirit world. And you are the last one. Now, I've been stuck… [high-pitched] …in this teapot for 1,000 years. The sooner we get this over with, the better. [normally] Have I made myself clear?
Wish Dragon
8.5s
I don't have time. I'm not here to be your friend-- Whoa, you have to earn my friendship, and frankly you're not doing a good job.
Wish Dragon
6.2s
Din, up now! -[groggily] How about a kick to the face? -Huh? I said up! [yelps, exclaims]
Wish Dragon
1.7s
Okay. Look, peasant boy.
Wish Dragon
1.5s
-[menacing music] -Ah!
Wish Dragon
1.2s
[snoring, gasping]
Wish Dragon
1s
Thanks, Mom.
Wish Dragon
19.3s
[groaning] I can't make people fall in love. Why would I make someone your friend? What? No, she's already my friend. I just need to get into the party. A wish! Why didn't you just say so? Yeah, I wish to be a princeling. All right, here we go. Stand back and it shall be so! [whoosh, poof]
Wish Dragon
22.3s
A lonely boy waits after school. Me. Enter the girl, Li Na, throwing dumplings and defending my honor. Then we… [Long] This is really happening. This should be so easy. Three wishes and I'm done. But no, I get stuck with this simpleton. Just look at him with his mindless grin. So naive. So ignorant. So stupid.
Wish Dragon
8.1s
Oh! That's right. Sorry, I can't expect you to understand. I haven't explained everything. Down, please.
Wish Dragon
3.8s
It's okay, Long. I get emotional too just talking about it.
Wish Dragon
4.1s
Ten years ago, a cool spring day. A gentle breeze.
Wish Dragon
4.3s
Done and done. Now, onto that final wish. [neighs]
Wish Dragon
1.2s
What is this?
Wish Dragon
1.1s
Why?
Wish Dragon
28.6s
Well, I… uh… I'll tell you. Because the minute Li Na finds out who you are, this will all fall apart. You should learn to have faith in humanity. I've been around for 1,000 years. I know how humans work. Not you. -Poor Long. I see your problem. -You're my problem. I wouldn't expect your tiny, reptilian brain to understand the power of human friendship. It's okay. I'll be your first and only friend. Come here. I had a million friends when I was human. Oh, no.
Wish Dragon
23.8s
We talked and it was just like old times. We made arrangements to have lunch. Can you believe it? I can't believe you didn't explain what a toilet is. Everything is going to plan! Oh, really, Dan. Uh, I'll come clean when the time's right. You're not gonna, because there is no right time. You're the peasant, she's the princess. Tale as old as time. And we all know how that ends.