You know, one of my biggest regrets is that I didn't do enough experimenting in college.
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What are we doing here? We're bonding. You seem so tense. Do you need a back rub? Several body parts are rubbing my back right now, thank you. You know, Beca, we're very close, but I feel like this retreat is really gonna let us discover everything about each other. Is that right?
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I just need some help getting it out. Can you sing something?
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Anyone have a T-shirt, size extra-small?
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What kind of white shit is this?
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Okay. Side of the tent it is.
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The pipe's a bit blocked.
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Yes.
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Welcome back, a cappella enthusiasts. My name is John Smith, and sitting here to my left is Gail Abernathy-McCadden-Feinberger. Oh, this one's gonna stick, John. Well, you saved the Jew for last. I did. I did. You're listening to Let's Talk-Appella, the world's premiere downloadable a cappella podcast. We are coming to you live from the nation's capital, where the Barden University Bellas are about to rock the historic Kennedy Center. Boy, these girls have broken down every single barrier in their path, haven't they, Gail? Absolutely, John. The first all-female group to win a national title, three-time defending champs, and now, here they are, performing for the President of the United States on his birthday. Wow! What an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
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All eyes were on the a cappella singers, the Barden Bellas. ...three-time defending a cappella national champions, which is a real thing, apparently. Although authorities have ruled out terrorism as a motive, the Bellas claim the mishap was merely an accident and issued an apology. I am deeply sorry for the upset that I have caused. I feel that I have already received punishment enough in the form of silk burn. Exhibit C. No, no, no! It's filth. Women who sing are just another example of cultural decay, due to loose morals. Not wearing underwear seems kind of intentional to me. Mmm. Yeah, you either choose to wear underwear, or you don't wear underwear. It's a choice I make every day. You know, until today, I thought singing a cappella was the most embarrassing thing you could do.
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Who's gonna sing the national anthem at the Puppy Bowl? You're being replaced by the European champions. A German group of total professionals. In other words, they're gonna keep their pants on. So we can't defend our title and we can't tour? And you can't hold any auditions. We don't need your ranks to grow like a fungus. Oh, so that's it, then? So, basically, the Bellas are over? Look, ladies, I'm sorry that this disciplinary action has shocked you. Especially since you're all seniors. But the truth is, you're just women. No. And you'll all be pregnant soon. Mmm.