- This is Ted's little brother, Deacon. - Hi. He'll take care of you.
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Eleven children, please. Are you okay?
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- Let's bag him. - Yeah.
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Gentlemen, is everything all right? Yeah, except how come the number we dialed for San Dimas... ...brought us here instead of to tomorrow, Rufus? Because in San Dimas it is tomorrow, William. You have to dial one number higher.
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I don't believe his clothes.
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Why be soft and flabby when you can be firm and trim? When you can have a body that cries: "Look at me! Admire me!" With our specialized weight-training and aerobics program... ... we can help you attain the kind of body you've only dreamed of having. All right, let's go, ladies!
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Oh, my God. You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria. - God! - You are such a geek. Way to go, egghead. - Geek. - What is a geek?
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- Sacrebleu. - Come on, buddy.
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... while the masses possess little but their television sets. This dichotomy led to a revolution... ... in which Antoinette and her husband were beheaded. Today, leaders are impeached rather than beheaded.
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We'll be back as soon as we find Napoleon, okay?
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- That was most unprecedented, Rufus. - Yeah.
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How are we going to find him?
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- Take it easy there! - Stop! Hold it right there! Cut that guy off!
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Okay, wait.
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Come on.
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- Who? - You'll see.
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Here is a treat to make our minor prehistoric pit stop...