Ah, my welcome speech used to be full of euphemisms like... "This may hurt a little." "This may cause you some discomfort." But I've grown blunt. This workshop is not a government-led program. It's a private institution that turns reclamation projects like yourself... into men of extraordinary abilities.
Deadpool
9.9s
Wrong. (GROANS) I'm injecting you with a serum... that activates any mutant genes lurking in your DNA. For it to work we need to subject you to extreme stress.
Deadpool
3.4s
You've heard that whole "make an omelet, break some eggs" bit, right?
Deadpool
2.7s
I was a patient here once myself, you know.
Deadpool
2.9s
No, just... Just Deadpool, yeah. Just Deadpool.
Deadpool
2.1s
Mr. Wilson, my name's Ajax.
Deadpool
1.6s
I'm about to hurt you, Wade.
Deadpool
1.5s
(WADE GROANING)
Deadpool
5.3s
You don't want to kill me. I'm the only one who can fix your ugly mug. (GRUNTING)
Deadpool
4.4s
WADE: Sorry, Francis. My lips are sealed. (GROANING)
Deadpool
4.5s
I think we owe him that one, yeah? You take off. Go on.
