And when life ends up breathtakingly fucked... you can generally trace it back to one big, bad decision. The one that sent you down the road to Shitsburgh. This? Well, this was mine.
Deadpool
6.4s
Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's. You finally hit "fuck it."
Deadpool
4.3s
We should really come up with a safe word, fellas. I'm thinking "pork and beans."
Deadpool
6.2s
My first request is warmer hands. Oh! And, Jesus, a warmer table.
Deadpool
3.3s
MAN: Move it! Keep moving. (PATIENT SCREAMING)
Deadpool
3.6s
You ever see 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.
Deadpool
2.3s
This place seems sanitary.
Deadpool
1.2s
(TRUCK HORN HONKS)
Deadpool
1.7s
Or animated.
Deadpool
14.6s
Here's what I'm actually gonna do. I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis... force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull... and fuck the brain hole. I don't wanna see that or think of it again. But the douchebag does thinks you're dead, right? Yeah.
Deadpool
10.8s
I am sorry... you are haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares. Like a testicle with teeth. You will die alone. I mean, if you could die.
