WADE: I wanna see Vanessa. FRANCIS: You're lovely. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm touched. We were just joking. No, no. It's okay.
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CUNNINGHAM: Pass it to me right after. Let's not forget naked tandem base-jumping with the WNBA's Sacramento Monarchs.
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CUNNINGHAM: You mean a bucket list? WADE: Like a fuck-it list. I'd really like to light a spliff off the Olympic torch.
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I encourage distractions.
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WADE: That's his legal name.
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Vanessa.
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F, R, A, N, C, I...
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1.2s
Francis?
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Oops!
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Now, I'm gonna shut you in again, Wade.
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Not because I need to.
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VVADE: You ever hear of the one-legged man in the ass-kicking contest? Do you have off switch? Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the on switch? Enough! (GLASS SHATTERS) (LAUGHS) (GROANING)
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(LAUGHS) WADE: I promise this gets worse for you, big boy! This is embarrassing. (G ROANS) Please, stay down.
