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FYI, I could probably get you the superhero discount. You are so relentlessly annoying. Thanks. Never heard that before. Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up? Or I'll sew your pretty mouth shut.
Deadpool
Anything on my bucket list would involve public nudity.
Deadpool
Snagged the dry cleaning tag off your lab coat.
Deadpool
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Deadpool
Join us. Use your powers for good. WADE: Heads up. Be a superhero. WADE: Listen! The day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit-swizzler... who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland mansion... of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day... I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request. But until then, I'mma do what I came here to do. Either that or slap the bitch outta you! COLOSSUS: Wade... Hey. Zip it, Sinéad! Hey, douche-pool! And I hope you're watching... (MOTORBIKE REVVING) (GASPS LOUDLY)
Deadpool
That guy was already up there when I got here. Wade, you are better than this.
Deadpool
So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence... or mean comment? Go on.
Deadpool
Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He's pure evil.
Deadpool
Oh, your poor wife. You really should stop.
Deadpool
(GRUNTING) (GUNS FIRING)
Deadpool
Oh, you'll tell me. But first...
Deadpool
