That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer. I'm not here for him.
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I don't really know what that means. I don't have a cat.
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WADE: I did! (TOILET FLUSHING)
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(GROANS)
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Anyhoo, tell me something... what situation isn't improved by pizza? Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky? Getting that right? Orflosky? Orlovsky? Yeah? Good.
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I'm here for you. On. (CHUCKLES) Okay, wow, dodged a big-time bullet onthatone. Not out of the woods yet. (GROANS)
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Wait. (CHUCKLES SLOWLY) We are? Yeah. We're totally done. (LAUGHS)
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(CHUCKLES) Uh, Jeremy, is it? Umm-hmm. Wade. Wade Wilson.
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Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?
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Then who placed the call?
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Pineapple and olive?
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But I'm a... A stalker.
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(CHOKING) I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve. 'Cause I'mma go lookin'!
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When I'm finished... parts will have to grow back you. Good one.