Sweet and salty. The fuck are you? The fuck you doing in my crib... Is it burnt crust? I... God, I hope not. Um... Whoa... Man, look, if this is about that poker game. I told Howie, I told him that... Okay, uh, look, just take whatever you want. Thanks.
Deadpool
14s
And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.
Deadpool
4.2s
You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?" Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.
Deadpool
2.7s
Someone's not counting. Six. (G ROANS)
Deadpool
2.3s
(GRUNTS) (GUN CLICKING)
Deadpool
1.3s
This guy's got the right idea.
Deadpool
1.2s
(FIRING CONTINUES)
Deadpool
2.4s
(GUN COCKS) Oh!
Deadpool
1.9s
Motherfucker!
Deadpool
1.2s
(GUN FIRING)
Deadpool
10.1s
Because she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her... I got a soft spot.
Deadpool
12.2s
MERCHANT: Look, would it help if I slow it down for you? I didn't order the pizza. Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant? Yeah, the Mr. Merchant who didn't order the fucking pie!
Deadpool
11.1s
You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me. Okay, just look, man, can I have my Sam's card... I will shoot your fucking cat!
Deadpool
11.7s
Threats hurt, Jer. Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool? Yes, sir. Then we're done.
Deadpool
3s
You should've seen your face. I didn't know what to do. I was so scared.
Deadpool
2.7s
Sir, before you do anything to him, do you mind if I get a big tip?
