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I should have come and found you sooner.

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In case the other fell off.

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I'm sorry.

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You sure?

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I did not tell him to do that. Absolutely not. It got lost in translation. Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back! (WHISPERS) I'm so proud of you. Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like. (WHISPERS) Kill him. And then, win Gita back... the old fashioned way: with your boyish charm. (WHISPERS) Kidnap her.

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You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine.

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You know how they say "cancer" in Spanish? No.

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Weas. You look like you need a Blow Job and a shower. Though courtesy calls for the latter first. How about three shots of Patron? Or how about Triticum aestivum, wheatgrass. Excellent for the immune system. Jesus Christ. You sound like Vanessa. Here, check it out. She's sending away for all these colorful clinic: brochures. I'm sure they're all FDA approved.

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We can fight this.

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I swear to God, I will find you in the next life... and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window. Wham!

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And, uh, that guy over there came in looking for you. Real Grim Reaper type. I don't know. Might further the plot.

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Look how happy you look here. Mind if I keep this? Put it up, so I can remember when you looked alive.

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Like, a Yakov-Smirnoff- opening-for-the Spin-Doctors- at-the- lowa-State-Fair shit-show.

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El Cancer. Oh. I could have guessed that.

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(WADE CHUCKLES)

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I love you.

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Wade.

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I get why you're so pissy... but your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this woman... and tell her how you feel. What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me.

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I should have come and found you sooner.

In case the other fell off.

I'm sorry.

You sure?

You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine.

You know how they say "cancer" in Spanish? No.

We can fight this.

I swear to God, I will find you in the next life... and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window. Wham!

And, uh, that guy over there came in looking for you. Real Grim Reaper type. I don't know. Might further the plot.

Look how happy you look here. Mind if I keep this? Put it up, so I can remember when you looked alive.

Like, a Yakov-Smirnoff- opening-for-the Spin-Doctors- at-the- lowa-State-Fair shit-show.

El Cancer. Oh. I could have guessed that.

(WADE CHUCKLES)

I love you.

Wade.

I get why you're so pissy... but your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this woman... and tell her how you feel. What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me.