And now, for the moment I've all been waiting for.
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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I'd be happy to sit on.
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(MAN VOCALIZING)
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Super-penis.
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Come here.
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Have you seen this man? (GROANS) Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. (RADIO STATIONS CHANGING)
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(MOCKINGLY) Ha!
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WADE: Cock shot.
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(SCREAMS)
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With a family of 12.
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(GRUNTING)
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WADE: Ow. Ow!
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If wearing superhero tights... means sparing psychopaths... then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em. Not everyone monitors a hall like you. Just promise... Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments. (WHISPERS) Oh, shit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl... and tell her... What the fuck am I gonna tell her? Well, hmm, you better figure it out.
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Every night we spoon for warmth. Everybody fights for Noelle. She's the fattest. There's nothing that we don't share. Floor space, dental floss, even condoms.
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You were droning on. Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread... but at least fuckface won't heal from that.
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I can't even tell you... (GRUNTS) I deserved that. That, too.
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(STUTTERS) For everything, I'm sorry for leaving...
