- [Miller] He's calling back in a minute. - Okay. You need to keep him calm, keep him talking. - We need at least-- - Forty-five seconds. - I know. It's not my first rodeo, pal. - You've done hostage negotiation? I'm married to this lady. Everything's a negotiation. I got it. Appreciate it. [cell phone ringing] [tense music playing]
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Who the hell are you?
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Nick! I can't believe I'm doing this. Take my gun. [groans] Wait! You need bullets. In my pocket.
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- Can't believe that happened. - We're not getting them back. I had a dick pic on mine, but that's gone. [Miller] Let's not obsess about phones. The only important phone is the one the kidnapper will call on. Here. I set it up so we can hear everything. I'm gonna need one of you to be armed. - Mr. Spitz, can you handle a gun? - [Nick] Yes. - I told you, I was on the force. What? - Um... [hesitates] I just think maybe I should handle it. - You should handle it? - Just-- - Why would that-- - Your aim is-- My aim? My aim is fine. - Why are you saying this? - He can't hear-- That's like me saying you wear Spanx in front of a supermodel. So, uh, I'll take the gun 'cause I'm very good with a gun. They used to call me "Nicky Guns" on the force. That was my nickname. Gang members used to ask me for advice on the weekends 'cause I shot so well. I'd say, "I can't. I don't wanna help you guys." You take the gun. I'll take the gun. I got the phone, and you got the money. When they call, I want you to follow the three rules of ransom drops from Chapter 12 of my book. Can you do that? Remember what they are? Number one. Um, follow all reasonable instructions. - Yes. - [Audrey] Number two. Do not hand off the ransom until you see the kidnappee. [Miller] Exactly. And number three. Do not go to a secondary location with them.
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We gotta go to the van. - That van? - No! Don't point. He doesn't like pointing. That van.
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How's my reasoning, fellow... detectives? - Pretty excellent. None of it was true. - Gorgeous. I was starting to go with it 'cause of the way you phrase things. - I almost believed him. - The accent helps.
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- [machines beeping] - [Colonel] They're here.
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Oh shit! [Nick] Are you literally hitting everything?
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[Nick sighs] So 45 seconds, and it starts... now.
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Got it. You said that, right? [kidnapper] The price just went up to 70 now! [sobbing] [kidnapper] Seventy million, or the Maharajah dies a painful death. Muhammad Ali dies, you say? - [kidnapper] Oh my God! - [disconnects] You just cost us 20 extra million, you doofus! I don't want these buffoons involved. I'm afraid the kidnapper does, so we're stuck with them. They did it. Got the trace. - We did? - Aha! - See? Team Buffoon wins again! - Thank you! You can go back in the ocean now, Miller. We got this. We're going to Paris. Everybody pack. Be ready to leave in one hour. ♪ Paris, Paris, Paris Paris, Paris, Paris... ♪ ["Mermaids Club" by The Brave Mermaids playing]
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Francisco Perez. Huh? Big fan. - Oh. - Hey. Mr. Miller, we're also very big fans. Um, we can bring you up to speed. So what we know already is that this is at least a two-person job. I saw the first guy escape with Vik on a boat, leaving the second guy still on the island. Also, just so you know, we were both drugged last night. I don't know if we were drugged. We did have a few drinks-- - You must be the Spitzes. - Yes. Yes, we are! Your reputations precede you. - There you go. - Why, thank you. - That's nice to hear. - Uh, not in a positive way, I'm afraid. Okay. I understand the last time you were involved in something like this, everybody died? Well, that was not the Maharajah. How's he doing now? - [laughs] Okay. - Right. The Colonel's still here, most of him, so there. That's good. Um, listen. Mr. Miller, I read your book, and-- [Miller] Colonel, I wanna see all the security footage. All the footage was wiped from the mainframe. Yeah, 'cause it's an inside job. Mademoiselle Joubert, we'll need your phone for a vocal analysis of the voice mail. Of course. Anything you need. They're professional, no doubt. They were concise and brief on the phone. We also have reason to believe that the inside man was posing as an elephant handler.
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Call trace is ready. Kidnappers should be calling in any minute. If you'll excuse me, I have a job to do. - Okay, so listen. - [Audrey] Yes, honey. We got good cheese. We got free iPhones. I'm happy with everything. Where are you going? Did you hear what that guy just said about us? - [Nick] Yeah. - None of that's true! We need to show those people what Nick and Audrey Spitz are all about. The guy's good! I don't think he needs us. - Nick. Audrey. - [both] What? The kidnapper says he'll only talk to the man he shot at. They need us. All right. They need us. - Let's go! - Let's go! [dramatic music playing]
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[scoffs]
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Wow!
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[Audrey yelps]
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Gary?
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Do you know any couples who also work together that actually get along?