- Norwegian homo. - I'll give you that. Let's move past the comics. Let's get into something a little deeper. I think that deep down you behave badly because you're lonely. I think deep down, you want people's acceptance.
Hancock
9.4s
- Almost. - And then he kicked it in. Hey, Hancock! We almost won. Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs. I'm making lunch. Go change. Hey, sweetheart.
Hancock
27.8s
This gets redundant after a while... ...but my basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is... - Do you wanna hear it? - No. You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it though. It's not a crime to be an asshole but it's counterproductive. But you are an asshole, don't you think? Be careful. All right, how about this? I've been thinking about something. This kind of goes to how you present yourself. Come on. Really? It's the middle of the day. What springs to mind...
Hancock
9.9s
This stuff was on YouTube. Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy, I get it, but this doesn't work, sir. Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy. Back up, back up.
Hancock
1.8s
- What about that? - Homo in red.
Hancock
7.2s
You ever put out an apartment fire, Ray? - No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R. - No. My ass was hot.
Hancock
7s
All right? I just wanna go to my cell. - That ain't gonna happen. - Nope.
Hancock
5.3s
It is the duty of each of you... ...to remember your inmate serial number.
Hancock
3s
- Baby? - What?
Hancock
2.1s
I'm looking up.
Hancock
2.9s
Get back. Get back!
Hancock
1.9s
Hancock!
Hancock
1.6s
Hancock.
Hancock
14.7s
Come on, now. You save people's lives... ...and they reject you, and so you reject them back. And it's a... And we're gonna switch that cycle. We're gonna start fresh, start anew. This is outstanding. If you turn some of this power into willpower...
Hancock
2.7s
Hey. Look up.
Hancock
50.5s
Have you been watching the news? - No, we've been working on... - Interfacing with the public. - This has been on all day. - That's very good. The law is the law, Mr. Hancock, and you are not above it. Felony destruction of property... ...amounting to tens of millions of dollars, theft, and now this. From where I sit, I see a selfish, self-absorbed man... ...with a lot of muscle, but no regard for anyone but yourself. Mr. Hancock, let me remind you. You are not above the law. You have failed to show at over 600 subpoenas in civil suits. Anybody else would be held in contempt. But, oh, no. Not you. You may be a superhero, but let me tell you this: You're not nearly as strong as the U.S. Constitution. Bank on it, buddy.
Hancock
38.4s
Really not okay. This is some of the stuff we're gonna work on. How do you think that conversation's gonna go down with his mom? Landing like that in the street's also on the uncool side. No, that was already like that when I got here, Ray. I live here. I know what the street's like. We'll make those problems of the past. I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public. - Where's the wife? - Mary took Aaron to his soccer game. Hancock, pulled some stuff up on YouTube. Surprisingly large amount of not-great stuff on you that's gonna be helpful. What is this? That's me trying to change the world. Unfortunately, not doing real well. Come on. Let's get to you.