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43.7s
Don't do that. Don't do that where you breathe like that. I'll be there. Just pick me up on your way. Oh. Sure, yeah, I'll drive two hours out of my way, in traffic, during a heatwave... to pick you up. Instead of... I don't know, getting ready for maybe the biggest night of my career. Give me your phone. Come on, come on! Give me your phone. If you're really serious about coming... then I'm gonna make it as easy on you as possible. Okay. This is Uber. - Yes, I know what Uber is. - Okay. Then you know how to get to your daughter's art show... that you definitely remembered was tonight. Okay, you're gonna need a password, so... - My birthday, how about that? - Your birthday. That's a good test. Okay. Do you have any good selfies? You're gonna need a picture. I don't know. Wow. Cool pics, Dad. Okay, look at me.
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39.2s
- Hey. - What? I can't wait for tonight. With runners at the corners and a one-one count, nobody out. The pitch... for a ball. I gotta tell you, Los Angeles is now putting themselves... in the mix for the playoff hunt. They've got the third lowest... - Yeah. - It's tonight. The drop is going down, man. Hundred-fucking-percent. Leon, whose drop? Tedjo. - Tedjo? - Yeah, he's back. Yo, man, this is big. Are you fucking sure? 300 keys. Maybe even more. That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? Oh, you done good, buddy. You done good. Where are you? Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. Where's Tedjo making the drop?
Stuber
56.2s
That's funny. No, seriously, how much do you bench? Two-hundo? Three-hundo? I wanna get up to, you know, having a 45 on each side. Bang those out. Grandfather wore glasses, but glaucoma so... Why are we stopping? - What the hell's going on? - Hi. - Hi. - I'm Sloan. Melanie. - What the hell? - The USC campus, right? - Yeah. - Can I interest you in some Canadian chocolate? Coffee Crisps? - We're actually late... - Nope, we're good... ...so if you could get us there. What the hell's going on? Two young women have just gotten into the back seat of the car. You selected the UberPool option, so... Uber-what? UberPool. You pool the cost of the ride with other passengers going in the same direction. No. No. It's actually very cost-efficient. They're going to USC and he's just... No, no, no. Ladies, official police business. Is that even real? Get the fuck out of the car! - Oh, God! - Go, go! - Move it, move it! - Stop yelling at us! - Grab your shit... - What? No, no. - ...and get out! - Seriously? - No, please come back! - So lame! Please don't penalize my star rating! Not my fault! Come on. Let's go, Steve.
Stuber
19s
You think by the time a gun is fired that you can jump in front of a bullet? Now I'm starting to question it. Yeah, we don't live in slow-motion land, kid. I bet you're also wondering... if I've ever walked away from a big explosion and not looked over my shoulder. You've made your point. Shot out the tires on a car speeding towards me. A hundred times over. We're here.
Stuber
23.3s
So, can we rewind real quick? "Official police business"? Just going to see a friend. Never Uber'd a cop before. Ever been shot? Ever taken a bullet for someone? What do you mean? Like, have you ever... jumped in front of someone and taken a bullet that was intended for that person? You know what I mean? Person, bullet, you.
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