We were debating when to tell you, but... - Christmas felt right. - Mmm-hmm.
Stuber
17.8s
Must be. You think about that Nick Lachey-looking fuck... who betrayed you. I know who he is. Kevin. Accountant. Worthless. Put it on the bike. On top of that hill is frose, six Midol, and alimony! You get half of...
Stuber
3.8s
You all right? This is your night in the desert.
Stuber
7s
Come on. Let's go see Nicole. Let's go see Nicole. Come on.
Stuber
4.6s
Hey, get up here. Look at that. Look at that.
Stuber
2.6s
All right, buddy.
Stuber
1.6s
Surprise.
Stuber
12.1s
Can you tell me what you see? Three black Lexuses. Lexi? Lexuses? Lexi. Yeah. They're waiting for Tedjo. You should get out of here, man. Things are gonna get hairy.
Stuber
15.7s
Low battery charge. Press button to check. Ah, shit. I'm running out of power. I gotta recharge. No, we don't have time. The salvage yard is not far anyway. Well, looks like we're at the end of our road, huh? Not literally. I'll drop you up the road. This was...
Stuber
2.4s
Call for backup.
Stuber
12.1s
You know, generally people who don't want conversation hop in the back. If you sit shotgun, it's sort of code that you're D-T-T. - Down-To-Talk. - I'm more... D-T-shut-the-fuck-up.
Stuber
23.9s
You know I can't see. What did you say to her, man? You ruined her night. I don't know. I gave her my Glock. See, that's your problem! You give people Glocks instead of love. Suddenly the Uber driver knows all about parenting. You're just very abrasive and you're insensitive, and you're very scary and you're... Oh, my God! That's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about! Why did you do that? To get cops here. Just in case. Let's go. Go, go.
