Hands up. There's a good fellow. Heavily armed for a late night at the office. You fool, English. You'll never get out of the building alive. I'd save your breath for my questioning. I'm not telling you anything. Incorrect.
Johnny English
2.8s
Drop me here, Bough!
Johnny English
20.2s
* God save the king Long live the king * * God save the king * **[ Chorus Continues ] *Amen, amen, amen, amen Amen, amen * **[ Continues ]
Johnny English
2.6s
[ Horn Honking, Tires Screeching ]
Johnny English
57.9s
* God save the king ** Words can hardly express just how much we appreciate everything you've done. Nothing more than my duty, ma'am. And in return, is there anything that your queen and country can do for you? Well, since one is asking, ma'am-- [ Radio Announcer ] In celebration ofher return to the throne, the queen has declared August 5 a national holiday... and has conferred a knighthood on the unnamed MI7 agent... responsible for foiling the plot of French businessman Pascal Sauvage. Mr. Sauvage is now awaiting trial for high treason, a crime which still carries the death penalty. If found guilty, he's asked that his brain be donated to medical science... to further research into the causes ofhyper manic schizophrenia. Meanwhile, the unnamed English agent has left the country... and has already embarked on his next challenging mission.
Johnny English
53.6s
[ Shouting In French ] And so, in the name of the Father... and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost, I crown you... king. What-- Arrest that man... and lock him away. [ Congregation Cheering ]
Johnny English
1m1s
[ Archbishop ] Then as Solomon was anointed king... by Zadok the priest and Nathan the prophet, so be thou anointed... and consecrated king... over all the peoples... whom the Lord thy God... hath given thee to govern... and of all your possessions, wherever they may be. And so, in the name of the Father... and of the Son... and of the Holy Ghost, I crown you-- [ Congregation Gasping ] [ Groans ] Damn it! - Give it back! - No.! - That is my crown! - Never! - Give it back! - Never in a million years, Sauvage! - Give it to me! - Get off. Merde.! [ Shouting In French ]
Johnny English
25.8s
- But there's more. - But not, I'm afraid, today. Sergeant, please take this man away. - But be gentle with him. - Do you think that's it? You think I don't have more evidence? My loyal subordinate is standing by with a DVD... which shows Sauvage's hideous plans for this country. Get him out! Get him out of here! - Play it, Bough! Play the disk! - Play it! Now!
Johnny English
31.1s
Must be a join here somewhere. Fascinating performance as always, Monsieur English, but I'm afraid we must move on. Nobody's moving anywhere until I'm finished with this piece of low-life. Do you or do you you not... have tattooed on your bottom the words, ''Jesus is coming-- look busy''? -[ Congregation Murmuring ] - Are you insane? Well, let's find out, shall we? Go on, over. Let's have a look.
Johnny English
2.7s
- [ Gunshot ] - Aah!
Johnny English
4.7s
[ Gunshot ] Merde.!
Johnny English
42.2s
Ladies and gentlemen, mesdames est messieurs, bienvenus, welcome tonight to this wonderful occasion. As we stand here in the Tower of London, the most famous prison in the world, where these wonderful jewels will rest safely... under lock and key, I want to thank you... for giving me this wonderful experience... to contribute to the restoration of these jewels. It was, as we say in France, le top, le best of. - [ Feigned Chuckle ] - And what a beautiful-- [ Screaming ]
Johnny English
15.8s
Can you see the bottom yet, Bough? Not yet, sir. The shaft appears to be narrowing. I'm just a little bit worried I might get stuck. Trust me, Bough. You won't get stuck if you just keep moving. Yes, sir. [ Bough Grunting ]
Johnny English
4.3s
**[ Upbeat Pop ]
Johnny English
2.5s
- [ Laughing Hysterically ] - Excellent!
Johnny English
4.2s
All right, so I was wrong about the archbishop's bottom.
Johnny English
35.4s
[ Grunts ] [ Woman Screams ] It's Colonel Chevenix! He's got a nasty wound, sir. Who hit him? The assailant. He ran in here. Bough, you guard the door. Aha! [ Grunting ] [ Pounding, Grunting ] For God's sake, Bough, don't come in. The man's a maniac! - [ Guests Gasp ] - You don't frighten me.! - [ Glass Shatters ] - Missed.! [ Guests Gasping ]
Johnny English
4.9s
- And everything was fine. - Good. Okay, let's go.