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What's more, this whole ceremony is a sham... because that man standing in front of you... is not the archbishop of Canterbury. [ Congregation Gasps ] English, a word of advice. Don't go there. Shut it, Frenchy. I'll go wherever I damn well please. - Now take it off. - What? Your face is made of plastic.
Johnny English
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What is the one commodity... the world never seems to run out of? Criminals, gentlemen. - [ Guests Murmuring ] - Lawbreakers. Every nation in the world struggles... with the issue of overcrowded prisons. So, what do we do with all these villains? Find the solution to that problem... and the governments of the world would pay you through their nose.
Johnny English
32.1s
[Johnny ] Wait a minute. I've got an idea. Hop! Hop! And hop! And hop! And stop! Now, are you familiar... with the shaman throat warblers of the Guatemalan delta? What? It has long been their belief... that a whistle pitched at the precise resonant frequency of a metal lock... will vibrate the levers in such a way that the door will simply swing open. Unbelievable. - And kneel. - [ Groaning ]
Johnny English
27.7s
** [ Whistling ] [ Radio Announcer ] In the wake of the return of the Crown Jewels... to a police station in North London, Pascal Sauvage has requested that his coronation... take place this Thursday. In the House, the prime minister said he was looking forward to the ceremony... and he believed that Monsieur Sauvage will make a fine king... and will bring all that is best about modern Europe to our ancient institutions. [ Doorbell Ringing ]
Johnny English
1m18s
2 1 0,000 square miles... of prime real estate... conveniently separated from true civilization... by 20 miles of ocean... - and soon to be available... - Come on. for the entire world to dump its human waste in. According to current projections, we will not run out of prison space for the next 500 years. So, tonight one, and only one, of you... will leave here owning 49 percent... of this venture. So that's his little game. We must get hold of that DVD. But how,Johnny? There's only two of us. You're young, Miss Campbell, and inexperienced. What you seem to have forgotten is that... [ Over P.A. Speaker ] nobody knows we are here. At our disposal we have the vital element of surprise. Now, my plan is simple but effective. I shall drop from the gallery at this end of the room and take Sauvage prisoner. You will then enter from the far door, cutting off any means of escape. Then, using Sauvage as a hostage, we'll get the hell out ofhere. Clear?
Johnny English