The list of missing celebrities and dignitaries has continued to grow in recent weeks... and world leaders are coming under increasing pressure to provide answers. We are doing everything in our power to find Princess Tilde. You know, governments and security forces worldwide... are working together to find the person behind these abductions. In other news, people all over the world... continue to wait in line day and night to get their free SIM cards. Mrs. P, did you get one? Yeah, I've been queuing up all day. This unprecedented giveaway by the philanthropist Richmond Valentine... has already seen over a billion cards distributed. At ease.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
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My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy. What the fuck is Kingsman? And who's Harry Hart? I don't know who the fuck that is! Shit! Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends who gave me the same bullshit answer!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
5.4s
Just cut the fucking ropes, please! Hey, Eggsy! Is Kingsman worth dying for?
Kingsman: The Secret Service
3.8s
That was the headline... the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
3.1s
From now on... there are no safety nets, understood?
Kingsman: The Secret Service
3.8s
Charlie, time to go home. Fuck you.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
3.6s
This knife... can save your life.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.6s
Where am I?
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.2s
Fuck!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.8s
Well, want me to follow him? Nah.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
20.7s
Absurdly basic neuro-linguistic programming technique. Is it just me, or does this champagne taste a little bit funny? - It's an acquired taste, mate. - I think it's just cheap. Get one of these instead. They're delicious. If you're into seduction techniques, this guy is textbook. See what he just did? It's called an opinion opener. He got you talking with a neutral question... got all of us involved in the conversation... so that you craved individual attention.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
4.6s
Hi! Sorry, I just had to come over and say, amazing eyes.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.8s
Gentleman spy.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
4.4s
Nowadays, they're all a little serious for my taste. But the old ones...
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.2s
Bitch.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.4s
Eggsy, Roxy, congratulations.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
16.2s
You're the one who asked for a biometric security system. What's wrong with a simple switch? A simple switch? This is an extremely dangerous machine. It should only be operated by someone as responsible and sane as me. Bad shit could happen if this falls into the wrong hands.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
13.3s
Being a gentleman has nothing to do with one's accent. It's about being at ease in one's own skin. As Hemingway said, "There is nothing noble... "in being superior to your fellow man. "True nobility is being superior to your former self."