All right, it's official. We got a gopher on the loose, and he's dangerous. Watch your backs.
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- ♪ Mamacita ♪ - ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ ¿Dónde está Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Oh, where is Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ I hope he won't forget ♪ ♪ To crack his castanets ♪ ♪ And to his reindeer say ♪ ♪ "Oh, Pancho, oh, Vixen, oh, Pedro, oh, Blitzen ♪ ♪ Olé, olé, olé" ♪ - ♪ Mamacita ♪ - ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ ¿Dónde está Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ Oh, where is Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ - ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ - ♪ Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ Mamacita ♪ - ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ - ♪ Mamacita. ♪
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Hey. Step aside.
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Oh, come on. Not now. Not now.
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You said these guys, they're naughty. And what do you do to the naughty ones? I give them a lump of coal. Yeah. Give them their lumps.
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It's the extraction team. Pull yourselves together!
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Oh, shit. Santa, you okay? Santa. A bunch of new bad guys showed up. They're on the naughty list. They got their gadgets and their gizmos on them.
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Take that coal and shove it straight up their... - Anuses. - Yeah!
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Are you fucking with me? All right, who the hell are you really, huh? Some security guard who's watched too many action flicks? Some loser ex-cop stuck in a mall playing dress-up with fat kids pissing on your lap? Stop me when I get it right. It's a little more complicated than that. Not to me, it's not. 'Cause I want to make it my personal mission, my holiday to-do list, to find you and to end you and to wipe my ass with you and this whole fucking holiday. That's what I want for Christmas, Santa. That is a terrible thing to want for Christmas. But maybe you and I should discuss that in person. Santa Claus is coming to town.
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I'm sorry. I think this is it, kid. No, no, don't say that. The naughty list... just grows and grows.
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300 million in cash was delivered here yesterday to this fucking mansion.
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Stay at my back. All right, we got this, boys.
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Enough talk. Let's go.
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Uh, Frosty?
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Somebody must've intercepted it.
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Mom. It's fine, Bert. Everything's fine. Okay. Everybody, get up. It's time for a murder. Come on. Come on. You don't want to kill us. You really don't. Oh, yes, I do. I really, really, really do. And I'm gonna start with you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Hmm.
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♪ Violent night ♪ ♪ Gory night ♪ ♪ All is calm ♪ ♪ If all doesn't want to get shot in the fucking head. ♪