Hi. Hey. Are you okay? I'm good. Uh... I was just wrapping something up. I ran away and hid in the attic. Okay. If you're safe... uh, just stay there and, uh, stay quiet, all right? Okay. I can set up booby traps, like in Home Alone. Okay, I don't know what that means, but, uh, yeah, do that. Just do it quietly.
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He says parents just tell their kids that Santa's real to make them feel better. He said they give us presents and say they're from Santa. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of parents say that. But I still bring presents to kids that need me.
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How do you know who really needs you? Christmas magic. I'm not really sure how it works.
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Whew. Whew. This is Candy Cane checking in. Compound is clear and secured.
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Of course I am, sweetheart.
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Kids who really believe.
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Are you really Santa?
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I'm sorry, honey.
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Okay.
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Okay, Candy Cane. Stick one of his bozaks in there. I'm not touching his balls. What, are you a princess all of a sudden? I've seen you scoop out brains before. You want me to scoop his brains out, I'll scoop his brains out right now, but I'm not touching his junk. I don't care who does it. I better be looking at flat balls, like, in three seconds. I'll do it. Krampus. Perfect. Oh, not that guy. Not that guy. That's what I love about sociopaths. Always up for trying new things. You don't need to do this, okay? No, it's all right. Um... Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, my God.
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He wasn't asking you. She's playing make-believe. She's pretending to talk to Santa. It's not pretend. Santa's my friend, and he said he's going to save us. No. - And beat you up. - Oh, is he? I bet he'd come out of hiding if you asked him to, huh? What do you say you come with me -and we play a little game with him, huh? -No, no, no. Trudy, come on. Tell him the truth now. - You aren't talking to Santa. - Yes, I am. No, you're not. Come on, now. -Yes, I am. -Damn it, Trudy, Santa isn't real!
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- Really? - Aw. What a way to find out that there's no Santa. Hey, let's come back Easter and ruin the Easter Bunny for her, too, huh? - Trudy! - Come back here! - Stop her! - Trudy! -Hey! You idiots, stay at your posts. Trudy! I'll find this little brat.
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I'm telling you, no one hired a Santa. All right, all right, all right. You're right. You're right. Let's stop it. Let's stop it. What are we doing here? Come on. What are we, amateurs? We're half-assing this. Come on. It's not called a finger cracker.
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Put your nuts in. Yummy, yummy. Stop hurting my daddy... or Santa will get mad. Ah, what a cutie. So, what do we know about Santa, little one? She doesn't know anything about Santa.
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Santa's just a thing adults tell kids to make them feel better, okay?