Of course he's with us. The whole thing was his idea. Yeah. Except he probably don't wanna say that out loud 'cause he knows you getting your arm blowed off in Iraq was all his fault. Everybody knows you never would have gone and joined up to fight if your big brother wasn't the football star. - Well, that's true. - Yeah. He was gonna be hot shit. He was gonna play for the NFL. And nobody around here ever done anything like that. You were gonna be just another white trash coal miner. The Logan Family Curse. Shut up! You two are idiots. Hey. We're value added to this robbery. And if anyone has a right to be pulling an attitude here, it's us. Yeah. Oh, the Bang brothers don't like the job? Hmm? You got a problem with it? Yeah. You changed the date, moved everything around. This whole job changed dramastically. We had to change the date! You knew the terms for our participating. Mmm-hmm. We needed a moral reason to pull this job with you. Now, we was fine with you wanting to get back at that store for messing with your hot sister. But you did a whole 360 on everything when you moved up the date! And NASCAR ain't done nothing to nobody. NASCAR is a beautiful thing. NASCAR's like America. It's like you're making us hurt America. So moving up that date was a vagrant fliolation of our morality clause. I'll show you "vagrant"...
Logan Lucky
2.2s
Thank... Thank you for asking me.
Logan Lucky
17.7s
But it's got to be yogurt, 'cause I got the pageant comin' up. Oh, I finally know what song I'm gonna sing for talent. What song? Umbrella by Rihanna. When Rihanna sings Umbrella, she's not really singing about a rain umbrella, she's really singing about her vagina. It's code. Who told you that? Everybody.
Logan Lucky
2.8s
Well, when was the last time you had a tetanus shot?
Logan Lucky
5.7s
I thought you were goin' as Rihanna. Daddy, it's not Halloween. I'm not goin' as Rihanna.
Logan Lucky
1.7s
So, Mellie...
Logan Lucky
8s
I still got two other categories to compete in, Denim Wear and Glitz. For Glitz, I need this hair. All right.
Logan Lucky
5s
How about he bounce a damn ball on his nose for you next, like a trained seal?
Logan Lucky
6.5s
Well, I like the song, too, but I don't really think it'll work for the pageant. Pliers.
Logan Lucky
1.8s
Here's to staying a while.
Logan Lucky
8.8s
Oh, shoot. Sorry about that. Another Especial for the lady? Yeah. I missed out on the toast. You know they say it's bad luck to toast with an empty glass.
Logan Lucky
5.7s
That the wrong answer? There are no wrong answers when you're talkin' to a healthcare professional.
Logan Lucky
2.2s
I didn't know that reindeer made ice cream.
Logan Lucky
4.3s
I even know the when to do it. June 4th, the Grocery Castle Auto Show.