I've duped you all. MICHELLE: Wha... Hold on a second. Are you telling me that this whole thing was a game? (BOTH GRUNTING) - (SCREAMS) - What? What? - They, they... - SARAH: Shit! I'm sorry. They got up. They got up. When I learned you stopped inviting me to your game nights, I hijacked Brooks' murder mystery party and I staged a kidnapping of my own. You gotta be kidding me. What better way to prove my worth as a game night participant? Well, what about these dudes? Are they actors? Oh, no. They're... They're felons. Felons? I was able to shave some time off of their parole in exchange for this little side project. - We square now? - Thank you, gentlemen. That lady hit me with the car. Hey, what the hell kinda psycho are you? You put us through all this, just for your own amusement? No, no. Just the opposite. For your amusement. Did everyone have fun? - ALL: No! No. - RYAN: Yeah. No. - No fun! I got shot! - By me! I don't see how that's possible. My men were using blanks. Well, that was my gun. It was a real gun. So, this whole thing, the Faberge egg, The Bulgarian. That was you?
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And he used the spare room as an office, so... Do you hear what you're saying right now? Hold on, let me see. (CLEARS THROAT) KEVIN: When you zoom in, the nose gives it away, right?
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Oh, shit. Um, uh... Okay, okay. Shit! Okay.
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- RYAN: Oh, shit! - (SHOUTING STOPS)
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Holy shit. I'm right again.
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Surprise. (CHUCKLES)
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Who the hell are you?
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(RYAN SHOUTING)
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(ALL SHOUTING)
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Okay. Get on the ground. We've got what you want. Can't you just let us go? I said, "On the ground!" You too, playboy, get over there. Get on the ground. KIDNAPPER 2: Yeah. KIDNAPPER: None of that child pose shit, either. The Bulgarian's gonna kill me, probably you guys, too. Why did you come here? Because you're my brother, and I can't just let you die, even though you might deserve it. You're unbelievable, you know that? You've always been a better person than me. You gotta shut up. Okay? Listen. I'm a fraud, Max. I'm not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything. I even cheated when we were kids playing Battleship. What? Didn't you ever wonder why I made you sit with your back to the TV? It was so I could see your ships in the reflection. I mean, I even took five grand every time we played Monopoly before we even started playing the game. I cheated at the Game of Life. And at the game of life. You son of a bitch. - You son of a bitch! - Yo, sit down. - What about you, Princess? - I don't have anything. But it didn't stop there, because when we grew up, Max, you went off to college, and I... You got a career, you... You married the greatest girl in the world. I knew I couldn't keep up with that success. So I... I told everyone that I got a job on Wall Street. And I did. Selling coke to traders.
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Ooh. Honey, Gary. Don't mention game night, okay? Mmm-hmm. - Good evening, Max. - Hey, Gary. - Annie. - Hello there. Hi, Gary! Just checking the mail. Oh, yeah? Some people check it earlier in the day, but there's always a risk that the mail carrier hasn't come yet. This spares me the chance of a futile trip to the mailbox.
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These corporations, I don't know what they're doing. (CHUCKLES) Well, you two enjoy each other. It's often we don't appreciate what we have until it's gone. - MAX: I think that's it. - ANNIE: Okay. Bye-bye!
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Wait, where are you going? Everybody's watching the fight. I'm gonna go grab it. - No, don't fucking... - Be cool, be cool.
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Don't... MAX: Yeah? Don't you ever exclude me again. - Never exclude you again, pal. - ANNIE: No.