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God, I really miss you, man. I really do. - Oh. - (BROOKS SIGHS) Miss you, too, Brooks. RYAN: And go! Shock-rocker. Dated Rose McGowan. Oh! Ah, Marilyn Manson. Yep. You got it. - Quick story. - There's no pausing. You remember the urban myth where Marilyn Manson had the ribs taken out, so he could go down on himself? ALL: Yeah. You don't mind me telling the story, do you, Max? You're in the middle of a... You were 14 years old. It's an adorable story. I forbid it. I'm a little curious. Did you blow yourself? You know the bungee cords on roof racks? - Yeah. - Max took one of those bungee cords and he put it around his neck. Here he goes. And then he wrapped it behind his legs, so he could squish his face down into his crotch. - (ALL GASP) - But the problem was that it got stuck! He couldn't unhook it. - (ALL LAUGHING) - And about an hour later, Mom comes home, and she finds him there. KEVIN: Shit! Her little pretzel boy on his bedroom floor naked. - (LAUGHING CONTINUES) - Little pretzel boy? Great story. Are we back on now? So? So what? Did you suck it? - (ALL LAUGHING) - Let's go. Come on. Brooks. Back to it. Come on. Play the game. Poor man's Johnny Depp, starred in Jericho. Skeet Ulrich. UN Secretary General, '92 to '96. Boutros Boutros-Ghali. This guy. He hated kids in Jurassic Park. Sam Neill. Dubstep DJ, looks like Corey Feldman. - Skrillex. - BROOKS: Yep. Rappers love this Cubist painter. Picasso! Big cat shot by asshole dentist. - KEVIN: Cecil the lion! - Time! - (GRUNTS) How many? - KEVIN: Seven! - Seven! - (CHEERING)
Game Night
50.7s
- God damn it! - What? We didn't want him to know we were having a game night. He used to come, and we don't like him anymore, so... Oh. You know, I think he knows now. He sure does. Maxi Pad, come on, bring it in. (LAUGHS) I haven't seen you in a year! Hey, you smell good. What is that? Is that Selsun Blue? Head and Shoulders? Why do you assume it's a dandruff shampoo? Well, I mean, you've always been a little bit of a snowstorm. Hey, would you hold that for a second? - Yup. - Hey, guys! - You look good, stranger. - Wanna drink? It's been forever. I know, and that's my fault. I'm so sorry. Sweet ride, Brooks. Oh, you like that? I just got her a couple weeks ago. What is that? A Corvette? It's a 1976 rally red Stingray coupe. It was my dream car as a kid. And that's what gave me the idea to get it. You know what? I love your house.
Game Night
35.9s
(SIGHS) - Hey! - (GROANS) - Okay. - Oh, God! Annie! (PANTING) Oh, boy, that was... You saw what I was going for, though, right? Yeah, yeah. But then did you see when I hit him with the fire extinguisher? - I sure did. I sure did, yeah. - That was cool, right? Yeah. - Yeah. - Great. Do you want this? I don't want you to have it, Calamity Jane. All right, look. I think I saw a hatch at the top of the plane. Maybe I can get the drop on him. - "The drop?" - Yup, yeah. - Who are you? - Why don't you go use the emergency phone? Call for help. I'm gonna do the drop. Okay. You're not Liam Neeson! - MAX: That hurts my feelings! - ANNIE: I'm sorry!
Game Night
16.7s
Oh, boy. Yikes! I mean, how stupid do you think we are? - Hey, Max... - Gang, are we looking at the big twist here? He gets shot again! And by who? A couple of new characters you introduce at the last minute. Dude, you've jumped the shark! Do you go to the magic shop to buy a bunch - of these little bullets? - No. (SCREAMS)
Game Night