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Here we are at Fifi's third birthday, and it's a very exciting day! (LAUGHS) (GROUP CHEERING) Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! GROUP: Hooray! ♪ Happy birthday to you - ♪ Happy birthday to you. - (GRUMBLES) (PHONE BEEPING) - (SINGING STOPS) - Thank you. Can I just ask, what is wrong with you? The country is in a state of complete chaos, the press is wetting itself, and the only person capable of saving us is the man you're accusing of high treason. I was in the room myself when he gave the order, Prime Minister, but-but there was a, - there's a, you know... - Do you know what I was in the room with, English? Your file, which I've read in its entirety. And I have a few questions. Did you or did you not burn the Côte de Roc restaurant in Antibes to the ground? - Um... - And did you or did you not fire a guided missile at a peloton of French cyclists? - W-Well... - Before commandeering an open-top bus and tossing the tour guide off the top deck and then assaulting an 82-year-old grandmother in a sandwich shop before battering the employee of said sandwich shop with two organic sourdough baguette? Uh, I don't remember... Do you have any idea how hard it is to be me? - Uh... - Hmm? Do you have even the foggiest notion of how virtually impossible it is to get anything done in the face of events and facts and voters and that tsunami of tosspots we call the national press? Finally I get the chance to do something good for my country, and what happens? The universe sends me you. Well, do you know what I say? I say "up the universe's arse!" And do you know what else I say? You're fired with immediate effect. Now get out! And make sure I never clap eyes on that imbecile ever again! ♪
Johnny English Strikes Again
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I think you made some real progress today. PEGASUS: You're not hearing me, English. Given the prime minister's new friendship with Volta, the situation has changed. But the facts haven't, sir. That attack is Volta's responsibility. According to you but not according to anyone else. PRIME MINISTER: Is he here yet? Good afternoon, Prime Minister. - So, this is, uh... - English, Prime Minister. Johnny English. What exactly do you have to say for yourself? Rather a lot, actually. - Ah. - (CHUCKLES) However, men like me don't deal in prevarication, Prime Minister. So let me get straight to the point. Jason Volta is the man behind these attacks, and I have the evidence to prove it. I managed to record this inside Volta's country lair. But I should warn you, Prime Minister, that what you're about to see is evil incarnate. (INHALES) Mm.
Johnny English Strikes Again
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What are you doing, sir? What do you think I'm doing, Bough? I'm going home. But the prime minister is finalizing her deal with Volta. She's taking him to the G12 summit in Scotland as her special guest. It's over, Bough. And there's absolutely nothing we can do about it. But, sir, I have a plan. Remember my wife?
Johnny English Strikes Again
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Pleasure to see you again, Prime Minister. (WHISPERS): Uh, it's a hologram. Apparently, you just speak to it normally. The pleasure's all mine. Hate to rush you, but was there something in particular - you needed? - Actually, I was just calling, really, to see if you had had a chance to think things over. I have.
Johnny English Strikes Again