(SIGHS): Whew. You're seriously telling me this is all we've got? Uh, most of them are either dead, having hip operations, or recovering from prostate surgery. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay. LESLEY: Before your briefing, we'll need you to re-sign - the Official Secrets Act. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. (SOFTLY): Thank you very much. Any of you gentlemen remember this? - AGENT 5: Ooh, the Montblanc Blaster. - Mm-hmm. Haven't seen one of those for years. Take the cap off, and, if memory serves, you've 20 seconds to replace it, or it detonates with the force of a stun grenade. - (OTHERS CHUCKLING) - Oh... (CHUCKLES BREATHILY)
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(BIRD SQUAWKING IN DISTANCE) ("BUMP & GRIND" BY VATO GONZALEZ PLAYING) ♪ Drop ♪ Yo, wha, bump and grind ♪ This one girl make you bump and grind ♪ ♪ Move to the left, girl, move to the right... ♪ Sir? Sir! I just got off the phone to P in London. He's found out who the owner of that yacht is. Jason Volta! The world's most powerful Internet billionaire, sir. And he's in London right now. The prime minister is personally negotiating a trade deal with him.
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(HONKING STOPS, TRAFFIC WHOOSHING) (CHUCKLES): Oh, crikey. So, what was it you wanted to talk to me about? You, Jason. (MOUTHS) I want to talk about you.
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ENGLISH: Tea?
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(BELL CLANGING)
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Merci. Merci beaucou-pah. Cheers. I'm not sure I've ever met a man quite like you, Basil. Let me clear up the uncertainty for you. You haven't. (SLURPING)
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(WOMAN SCREAMS) (INDISTINCT CHATTER) And what about you... - Basil? - Oh, I'm just here on business. Although it's rapidly turning into pleasure. (CHUCKLES) Hmm.
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Should one of us keep Miss Bhuletova busy while the other one searches her room, sir? Good idea, Bough. Alert me if you find anything.
W... Um... Uh, I-I... I won't tell if you won't. Right you are. (ELECTRONIC CHIME) XANDER: Bypassing security. Security bypassed. Oh, that's terrific. Someone is hacking you. Oh, I don't think so, no. Denied service attack. Yeah. Primitive but effective. You know what we could try? Rerouting all service requests to our server farm in Nevada. Um... I... - (ELECTRONIC CHIME) - XANDER: Rerouting, Jason. Rerouting complete.
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(BEEPING, MECHANICAL WHIRRING) (SIGHS)
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- (GRUNTS) - (DOOR BEEPS)
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(BEEPING) P: Good morning, sir. I have your Agent Activation pack here. Department issue smartphone. 580-megapixel camera, 4.7-inch retina HD display. (CHUCKLES) Ingenious. And what does it shoot? Poison darts? It... doesn't shoot anything. It's a phone. There's a Twitter handle, Instagram feed, and secure login for the department Uber account. What's he on about, Bough? I need a weapon, not a box of gobbledygook. I think, uh, wh-what Agent English is getting at, sir, is all this is highly trackable. But since we're dealing with a very sophisticated digital target, we might be less visible if we took a more analog, low-tech approach.