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I just feel like sometimes he's not even trying anymore. Like this isn't even worth saving. JENKO: Oh, okay. Well, sometimes I feel like that we should be more like the yangs. Or maybe I should be more like your beautiful zook. Oh, go fuck yourself! You go fuck yourself. Okay. You're so selfish. All right. That's a lot of fucking. Oh, my God. Sometimes I like to have the participants make physical contact. Why don't you hold hands? Okay. I'm not doing that. Hmm? Do you see? Reach out your hand. I'm... He's literally reaching out for you. He won't hold my hand. JENKO: I'm not doing it. I kind of need you to do it. He won't hold my hand. Oh, you... You got to interlock it, though. If you don't interlock it, it's not hand-holding. Fine. We might as well just be friends and not partners. Nice, right?
22 Jump Street
19.8s
I like fruit. But this pork shit? Got to go! He's really taking it out on the omelet bar. Shit was nasty! He's under a lot of pressure at work. What's up, playa? Want to go to the movies? I'll break your motherfucking legs! Break your legs! (CLATTERING) What? How you doing, Mr. nice plant? Get your fucking ass in there. (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
22 Jump Street
16.3s
Yeah! Fuck, yeah! All right? All right? Yeah. Yeah. All night, bro. Come on. All night. Yeah, I know. It's gonna be so worth it, dude. It's gonna be fucking worth it, I promise, all right? Dude, you know what this needs? BOTH: Another star wipe. Jinx. Buy me a beer. (CHUCKLING) Nice twist. On what?
22 Jump Street