Same puka, dude. You got the same... Puka bros. ZOOK: Holy shit! (BOTH LAUGHING)
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I'm so focused. I'm so focused, too.
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Oh. It's only 2:00. I thought it was late. Do you want to come in? It's only 2:00? I usually go to dinner at, like, 2:00 A.M., so... Sure, yeah, why not?
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Lambo.
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You shot me in my foot! Wait! Move! Move faster now! I'm taking my time. Shit, you shot me in my goddamn foot. Doug? Doug! Maya! Mercedes just took my dad that way! Okay, we're on it.
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SCHMIDT: I can't get in.
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Are you okay with that? Yeah, I can do it. Are you sure? I need to drive, 'cause you're faster on foot. What? I don't get to drive the lambo? No, you don't. Come on, let's go! But I want... Who gives a shit about the lambo? Just go! Let go of the fucking keys! I can't let 'em go. You're gonna have to take 'em. Take care of her, okay? It'll be glorious, I promise.
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(TIRES SCREECHING) Hey! Look where you're going!
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(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?
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Policia! Policia! Fuck off.
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So, look, I just wanted to say that, like, I was thinking about the case, and I was worried that they got the wrong guy for it.
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(WHIRRING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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That's a weird time to be q-tipping. You're all fucking pussies! Dude, you don't have to do this. What? I just don't want you to get hurt. I'm not gonna get... Whoops. (GRUNTS) Shit. Whoa. Dude, I am so sorry. It's all right, man. Don't worry about it, man. Are you sure? All right... Yeah. Ow. Shit. I got it. Okay, I got it, I got it. Ow! That's fine. I'll get it. No, no, let me get it, let me get it. No, I got it. Let me just get it. No, let me get it. I got it, I got it. Let's just... Dude, I'm sorry. I got my q-tip in your meat, bro. No, man, I got my... I got my meat in your q-tip. It's like a whole new type of sandwich. Like, a meat q-tip. (CHUCKLES) Like a meat-qute.
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You're hilarious, dude. What's your name? Brad. Wait... Brad. Uh, yeah, yeah, it's Brad. I'm Zook. Nice to meet you. Zook. Nice to meet you, too, man.
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Yeah. Huh? There's a reflection right here.
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You can't admit that it looks exactly like testicles?