Fuck. Fuck. Yeah, we won't figure this out. I'll shoot both of you. GHOST: Darling. If you're going into the family business, you will have to have a clean record. That's why we have these guys to do it for us.
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Did you not see that I was going first? Excuse you. Excuse you. You want to go first? EMCEE: Spring break, motherfuckers!
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Want to fight like a man? Then you better fight like two men. Hey. Hey.
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Dude? I have had that exact vision, like, my entire life.
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It's so confusing!
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(LAUGHS)
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Eric.
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Um...
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It's like a Batmobile. Come on, schmidt!
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I want to see you get crazy!
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So, I guess you have no interest in having a real job in the future. Absolutely not. No, right? (BOTH LAUGH) What about you? Um, I'm an art major. Okay. So you definitely cannot talk any shit, 'cause... No, I can't. I cannot. ...you're never gonna make any money. (LAUGHS) I'm never gonna make any money, so don't tell my parents, but... When I talk to your parents tonight, I will not tell them about your major. Okay, thank you. You're welcome. All right, art major.
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You're so violent! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me! I'm not gonna fuck you! Are we gonna fuck? No, we're not! Is that what's happening? No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever! Get off!
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Like together? We don't have to put a label on it. Just, like, one-time. One-time thing. No big commitment or stress to each other.
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Dude, I got to go. I got to go. This is quite enough. You need to let me go and drop all this.
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Great, that was great sex. You're good at it. And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something? (DOOR OPENS) All right. ♪ ♪ what the fuck is this?
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How was the, um... (BREATHES DEEPLY) How was the sex for you? It was fun for me. It was a good time.
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But you can't allow yourself to be held down by a guy just because he won't let go.
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It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use faggot. Gay is okay. Homosexual, maybe. And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a queer. If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't. I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class, he thinks he's Harvey milk. Oh, my God. Will you please, just for once, just back me up? Why can't you just use your head for once? Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.
