Oh, yeah. You boys are so good at this. Oh, yeah, Cinnamon! Oh, my God, we're getting such good evidence. I stole some of that Bunsen burner crap from the chem lab, threw in some of my Cool Deets, and it was muy delicioso! Then one day I catch Eco Butt-munch over here smoking a J.J. behind the field house, and I'm like, "Hey, you want to make some coin?" What a green penis that guy is, huh?
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It's Doug Schmug McQuaid. Hey, man. It's so weird that you're calling me. I pretty much text except for when a random old relative calls.
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What are y'all doing? How'd you get a key in here? Ms. Griggs gave us one so we could work, tutor, deal Bakugan.
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That is a weird joke. I thought your dad abandoned your family. No, he did walk out on us, though.
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I could help you out if you want, tutor you for the test.
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- That's unfair. - We're all friends here.
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Speaking. Hey. It's Schmidt.
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Will you stop front-seat driving? Get your hands off the wheel! Man, you just hit two people back there! - You stop. I'm not... - Take your hands off. Shit!
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I never got any stuffed animals growing up. Wait, actually, that's not true. I did. My dad gave me a stuffed puppy the day he bailed on us.
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Well, I'm 18 years old, and my mom still packs a lunch for me every day. There was this one month where she bought me 43 stuffed animals.
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We just have to do something wildly irresponsible to earn their trust. You saying we should throw a party?
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Man, I got to say, this is kind of awesome. I might become popular. I might get in with the popular kids.
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No, it's just, you know, I don't like when guys are mean to girls. Yeah. Well, thanks.
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The doctor thought I was gonna spontaneously grow a vagina.
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Geez.
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Eco Suave.
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No! Stop! I'm not fucking kidding! Look, I'm trying to shoot people! Will you stop! Just for two seconds! You're really hot and you're really slutty and it's awesome, but I got to shoot people right now! You think I'm hot?
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I know y'all seen this shit before. I know you've seen this shit before. Huge lead! Huge lead! We got this. All right. You're looking amped!
