[Matthew] Now, are we ready to finalize the numbers?
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Dave, an hour. Okay, boss.
The Gentlemen
1.3s
It's about the last.
The Gentlemen
10.8s
We know what bit that is. ["Old MacDonald" playing on video] [Big Dave on video] Let me tickle that belly. - You are so naughty. - [pig squealing on video] - Good Lord. - I was there and I'm still shocked.
The Gentlemen
14.1s
[children singing on video] ♪ Old MacDonald Had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪ - ♪ And on that farm He had a pig... ♪ - [pig snorting in video] - How's your man, then, Coach? - Ah, he'll survive. - Wouldn't have been the pig I would have chosen, though. - [chuckles] [Big Dave screaming]
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1.2s
[door closes]
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Right. I've got one more thing I need you to do. Ah, look, before you continue, Ray, I train lads to be good lads. I'm not a fucking gangster. Now, I've been forced to do some gangster things, that's okay. But I'm not the gift that keeps on giving. So with the greatest respect, I'll do this one last thing for you and then that's it. No más. Three strikes and I'm out.
The Gentlemen
6.5s
[Big Dave] Squeal for me, piggy. - Is that who I think it is? - Yeah, it certainly is. [pig continues snorting]
The Gentlemen
5.4s
You can't unsee it once you've seen it, can you? No, you can't unsee it. It's nightmare fuel. That will be with me forever.
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4.9s
- Everything all right, Coach? - No, Ernie, it isn't. You need to understand the severity of your actions.
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3.4s
And that's your doing? [Big Dave] Where is that applesauce?
The Gentlemen
1.6s
That story won't be running.
The Gentlemen
1.8s
- [door opens] - Enjoy the show.
The Gentlemen
1.4s
[sighs]
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[Coach] There are some wet wipes there over your shoulder. Your clothes are neatly folded there on the bench. Now, in due course, you're gonna press the space bar on this computer and you're gonna witness your participation in said film. Now, that little drug we gave you last night really... loosened up your inhibitions, man.
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11.7s
Look... [panting] Look, whatever's gone on here, I just need to get back to work. If you let me go, I'll just forget all about it. I'll have you back to work in short order, my friend. Now, I believe you're a reporter.
The Gentlemen
11.4s
And there's something I wanna report to you. Now, it seems for this brief moment in time I've found my way into the film business, and last night I made a film with an impressively sized farmyard pig.
The Gentlemen
9.2s
The only thing you'll need to do to stop this little creative expression from becoming a social media sensation is lose any interest you have in the future of Mickey Pearson.
