Apartments for rent I found on Zillow. I thought Ozzy and I could fly there tomorrow and check out some neighborhoods. I mean, this is all happening so fast. Oh, man... It's the craziest thing. You apply for the job, you get the job. Well, pending a background check. Oh, man. Hope they don't find out about that time you used the neighbor's Wi-Fi. Correction: I'm still using the neighbor's Wi-Fi. But, Maddie, are you sure you're okay with this? Thomas Michael Wachowski, what did you do the entire time I was in veterinary school? I worked a second job to pay the rent and... A third job to pay tuition. You sacrificed for me. I'm happy to sacrifice for you.
Sonic the Hedgehog
26.2s
I get it. - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. Mmm! And so it is with a heavy heart, that I tell you all that I've accepted a position at the San Francisco Police Department, effective immediately. It's gonna be tough to leave my hometown and all my friendships. But this is something I feel like I need to do... to grow... as both an officer and a man.
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.8s
I mean, there's been a Wachowski protecting this town for more than 50 years.
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.8s
Now all I got to do is... tell everyone who isn't a donut.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.3s
What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.8s
Babe, are you sure you're okay with this?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.2s
That wasn't so bad, right?
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
This is a big change.
Sonic the Hedgehog
35.2s
Mr. Wachowski. Tom. I want you to know that the only other person who ever punched me in the face was the school bully. He hit me in the cafeteria, causing a blunt-force contusion to the soft tissue surrounding my orbital bone. Humiliated me in front of the entire school! And do you know what I did in response? Uh, I'm assuming that you reported him to the principal's office 'cause that kind of behavior is really unacceptable. No. I examined the inefficiency of a world where brawn trumped brain and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency. The boy ate his meals through a straw for a year. And I have never lost a fight again.
Sonic the Hedgehog
42s
Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise. Shall we try this again? I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is. Five... I don't know what you're talking about. - Four. - Hey, tough guy. I'm a cop, and you're threatening an officer. How can you threaten somebody who never existed? Three... Come on! Rack your brain. You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living in two... one. Wait! Don't hurt him!
Sonic the Hedgehog
8.8s
It's a pay phone. It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives from the law, which is us. Stay in the car. I don't want anybody seeing you. Fine.
Sonic the Hedgehog
4s
Okay, not exactly the healthiest meal, but...
Sonic the Hedgehog
3.1s
No one's gonna erase my memory here?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.3s
I will tell people about this!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.8s
This feels excessive.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.5s
Stay behind me.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Hiya!
Sonic the Hedgehog
24.6s
Okay. B-B-But why? Why would you leave Green Hills? This may be hard for you to understand, but Green Hills is a small town. It's a very small town. Uh, it's not small. There are hundreds of people. That's a small town, dude! It's a perfect town, and the people need you. Please. I clean out their gutters. I jump-start their cars in the winter. They could call anybody to do that. Sure, they can call anybody, but they don't. They call you.