SHO: Dude! That's the Cataclyst. Now, personally, I don't care. I'd just as soon never set foot in the OASIS again, let alone have to deal with any of this absurdity. But I know how important Halliday's competition is to you, so... I will never let the future of the OASIS rest in your hands, Nolan Sorrento. Well, that's fine. Three easy steps. One. Wait, I thought you were bluffing. You know that kills all of us, right? I've got 10 years' worth of shit inside of me. Last chance. Two. I'm not goin' out like that. That's a camper move. You don't even know how to activate an orb. (WADE GRUNTS)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Sir, the gunters are approaching the challenge. -i-R0k? -In position, sir. Prepare my rig. The ice is holding. Still going.
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Thanks for playing my game.
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Everyone watching, if you're in the Columbus stacks, this is Parzival. My real-world name is Wade Watts, and we're gonna need your help. Aech, head for the stacks! Okay, hold on! (TIRES SCREECHING)
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Yeah, I know. Not what you were expecting, huh? Yeah, I wasn't expecting a late '30s-model postal van.
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(GROANS)
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Well played, Parzival. (IN NORMAL VOICE) Jim told me nothing about the contest, so there was no rule about me losing a bet to a smart kid. Not that you needed my help. You figured out that Kira was the key on your own. Yeah, but... Kira wasn't the key.
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That's a good choice. (CROWD CHEERING)
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Then what are you?
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Mr. Morrow... I mean, Og, how'd you get here so fast? I flew from the stars on my magic sleigh. (CHUCKLES) Everyone's been watching. Of course, I've been watching a little closer than most. You? You're the Curator?
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There's something I need to do first.
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Aech, what the hell's going on? Just practicing Mario Kart. What do you think? IOI's trying to kill us, man!
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Do you want it or not?
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Hadouken!
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F'Nale, listen to me very carefully. (NOLAN GROANS)
