Listen, I was taking a little vacation and I was headed in your direction, and I thought maybe I'd stop in and check on you since I haven't seen you in a while. But it looks like you're not home, so I'll see you on the next trip. No! - We lost her. - No! Look... And, Big Momma, I just want you to know...
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- Got it. - You know what, man? Erskine and Stoner probably caught that girl Sherry two days ago. They just wanted us to sit here pickin' ticks off our asses. Nobody's tried to kill you for days. The stress must be overwhelming. I'm just here to catch a bad guy. If it goes down hard, so be it. If we could get in to plant the surveillance equipment, we wouldn't be stuck here. Hey, what do we have here?
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Sorry about that. I didn't think it made much sense to defend myself delicately.
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That's all right, child. I get them all the time.
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You know? You wanna give me those, or have you grown too attached to 'em?
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I've come here today to ask for understanding.
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Good Lord! What in the hell is goin' on up in there?
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Trent.
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I didn't go to electrical college, if that's what you mean. But I'm a handyman. Yeah, handyman's my thing. - What are you doing? - How you doin', man? Wait a minute.
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Hey, officer. I'm lookin' for... Miss Hattie Mae Pierce's house. - You know where she live? - Big Momma? - Yeah. - You less than two miles away. She gonna die when she sees me.
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Go on. Stand right there.
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Oh, man!
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It smells good, Big Momma. - Morning, Sherry. - Good morning. Trent wanted waffles. Have a seat. - No, I'm gonna have some toast. - OK.
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- Big Momma, are you OK? - Oh, yeah. Ain't nothin' but some scaldin' pork grease.
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You're not really an electrician, are you?
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Yeah, I'll be... Plop!
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Well, all right.
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You do your housework in the nude and it tends to attract the wrong element.