[laughs] What's up, world? Teddy Jackson here, welcoming you to Teddyburn, where I'm introducing two pieces of non-breathable plastic. Think about five garbage bags wrapped up into two good pieces, where you just can't let nothing out, except sweat. Oh, man. Whoo!
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Need some help? Yeah. Yeah. [grunts] Let's go.
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Owed a lot of money… to the wrong people.
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[Teddy] Oh my God. Oh. I see the thumb!
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[guard] Ma'am.
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No.
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[intense music playing]
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He's one of mine. And where is Mr. Green?
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[Lori] Do you remember when we met him, how he couldn't even make eye contact? -Now he's in his element. -[Teddy] Yeah. I know. Turns out Mr. Tall, Dark and Scary is all bark and no bite. I feel he's turned over a new leaf. He's over that frozen bear on the lake thing. -Oh, totally over that bear thing. -Question, did you guys like this? -Teddy. -[Teddy] Do we… -I don't know what it is. -[Anne] Durian sorbet. I wanna be polite, so I don't like it, but I'm gonna finish it. -Congratulations on your new restaurant. -Hello. -Hey. [chuckles] -There he is. Lori, you look fantastic. How's that little loaf rising? -What? -I want to murder everyone all the time. -So… -Yeah. -I've been there. Hey, baby. -Hi.
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[song continues] [Teddy] So you're telling me this is some type of tech company event? [Toronto] Yeah. [Teddy] My mouth is burning. Sure you don't want any of these Hot Hot Cheese Puffs? Put that garbage away, man. What you mean garbage? It's good. I'm trying to be nice and give you some.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[groans]
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You're driving. You want me to steal a cop car? You don't see the irony in that? -Asking a Black man to steal a cop car. -Get in that car, right now! Stop, all right? Just stop. Fine. Fine. Know what? You're gonna deal with the consequences. You're gonna talk to Lori! That's… You're gonna do it. I'm not dealin' with nothing that comes from this. Nothing! -What happened to being a person? -[yells] Drive! [squealing]
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I'm just asking that you make the most out of this, okay?
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-[cork pops] -[cell phone ringing] Yes. [laughs]
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That's who.
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I got nothing to do with him. -[grunts] -[coughs] Toronto. Come on. No, man. No, don't do it! No!