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Hey! What's going on? I'm Teddy Jackson, and I wanna welcome you guys to my first ever non-contact boxing class. It's called Teddybox. It's all the "wow" without the "ow." Maybe you got somebody you got a little altercation with or had one with. Or maybe there's somebody that just doesn't need to receive your love. Okay? Let's go. I'm talking to you, Doug. You know who you are. Back when I was in school, Doug used to pop me in the back of the head with fruit cups. Well, right now, Doug, I'm about to kick your ass. [Handler] Drive into a trap, you're on your own. [Teddy] One, two! That's one way to look at it. The other way is their trap's gonna drive right into me.
The Man from Toronto
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[cow moos] [Teddy] I just want you to know you killed six people on this plane. And the fact this isn't a big deal to you, it baffles me. It makes you a sick individual in my eyes. -It's a dog-eat-dog world. -[cell phone ringing] What does that mean? What does that mean outside of being untrue? Dogs don't eat other dogs. So it can't be a dog-eat-dog world. Naturally, a dog will sniff another dog's butt. He may lick some poop occasionally. But he won't eat another dog. Dogs don't eat other dogs.
The Man from Toronto
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Tax lien. I also have an American Express debt. You gotta pay it back every month, and they never explained that to me in full. -Great. -Okay. Okay, perfect. We got it. -There's a Visa situation that's the same. -Visa? You can pay that one off monthly, but I… I just… I botched that. While we're here, I owe my cousin Carl $300. -So if you could just send him a wire… -All right. But make it look like it came from me, 'cause he got a record. Sir, does your wife prefer Swedish or deep tissue?
The Man from Toronto