...tight! Ah. And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it? Yeah. Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
Deadpool
3.5s
Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool
5.9s
When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. (DOPINDER GRUNTS) So you gotta hold onto love...
Deadpool
3.9s
And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool? This Shit...
Deadpool
1.2s
Boo!
Deadpool
3.7s
No,no,no, maybe not the nethers. Start talking!
Deadpool
10.4s
Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today. Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember? No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing.
Deadpool
3.7s
She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
Deadpool
4.6s
Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
Deadpool
2.2s
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
1.8s
(WIND WHOOSHING)
Deadpool
1.3s
Shit.
Deadpool
7.9s
So, you mean to say... after all this, you can't fix me?
Deadpool
2.6s
GO, go!
Deadpool
4.7s
Did you really think there was a cure... for that?
Deadpool
1.5s
Be a hero.
Deadpool
5.6s
No. No! (BREATHING HEAVILY) (LAUGHING AND COUGHING)