No. No! (BREATHING HEAVILY) (LAUGHING AND COUGHING)
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(GROANS)
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At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool. Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer. I got it, Weas. Thanks. Oh.
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I did not tell him to do that. Absolutely not. It got lost in translation. Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back! (WHISPERS) I'm so proud of you. Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like. (WHISPERS) Kill him. And then, win Gita back... the old fashioned way: with your boyish charm. (WHISPERS) Kidnap her.
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It sounds even stupider when you say it. Like the kind of stupid who admits he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for?
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You sure?
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You heard me.
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If wearing superhero tights... means sparing psychopaths... then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em. Not everyone monitors a hall like you. Just promise... Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments. (WHISPERS) Oh, shit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl... and tell her... What the fuck am I gonna tell her? Well, hmm, you better figure it out.
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(STUTTERS) Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like? Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. Okay, enough. I can go all day, Dopinder. The point is, it's bad! Hmm, it's bad.
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You're blind.
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(COLOSSUS GRUNTS) (ANGEL DUST GROANS)
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I should have come and found you sooner.
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I'm so sorry.
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(STUTTERS) For everything, I'm sorry for leaving...
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VVade? Don't worry, baby...
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Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool? Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
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DOPINDER: Smells good, no? Not the Daffodil Daydream. The girl. Ah, yes. Gita. Hmm. She is quite lovely.