(STUTTERS) Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like? Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. Okay, enough. I can go all day, Dopinder. The point is, it's bad! Hmm, it's bad.
Deadpool
13.6s
Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool? Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
Deadpool
4.7s
Go get some. Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it.
Deadpool
1.4s
(GRUNTS) Okay.
Deadpool
1.4s
Hmm, nice.
Deadpool
4s
See, we've had this small disruption to our supply chain...
Deadpool
3.9s
Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.