WADE: See? You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.
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(MACHINE GUN FIRING)
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(GRUNTING)
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WADE: I'm looking for Francis!
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REPORTER: Now, breaking news.
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(SCREAMS)
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WADE: Cock shot.
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WADE: Ow. Ow!
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Super-penis.
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The house that blows up every few years? Please. House blowing up builds character.
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It's important not to do anything rash.
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So, am I supposed to just smile and wave you out the door? Think of it like spring cleaning. Only if spring was death. God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters.
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Right.
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Relax.
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Vanessa. Wade.
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Surely there is something we can do.
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People react to news of late-stage cancer differently. There are certainly options we can look into. New drugs are being developed every day.